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lukugh what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany's at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it's priceless. as i'm taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it's her father's business. she's tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don't trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he's the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she's been waiting for me all these years. she's never taken another lover. i don't care. i don't show up. i go to berlin. that's where i stashed the chandelier.

mariidc dwight is that you??

julekuh not this again omfg

nathaniel iconic

julekuh @mariidc don't get ur hopes up, he copy and pasted it from fanfiction.net

lukugh @julekuh don't expose me like that smh

underagreste fAnfiCTioN.nEt

niyes @underagreste dude don't even everyone knows you read AND WRITE sailor moon fanfiction

underagreste @niyes shhh nobody knows that

alyacesaire now we do @underagreste

underagreste i hate u @niyes

mariidc @lukugh smh fake fan

mariidc also im gonna act like i didn't read any of those other comments

alyacesaire @mariidc but now you and adrien can bond over writing cringy fanfiction

underagreste you write fanfiction??? @mariidc

mariidc @alyacesaire smh my fanfiction is not cringy

mariidc @underagreste i am not having this conversation with you

underagreste smh @mariidc

alyacesaire beg to differ hon @mariidc

mariidc right back at ya @underagreste

a.n.

umm so this probably sucks lol i've never written a social media story before
anyways yay first chapter! as you can probably tell, marinette is a LOT more chill around adrien, at least behind a screen. i'm going to pretend that it's because adrien's chat noir shows but really it's because i have no idea how to add her mega crush into this without it coming out super cringy
also lmk what you think of the way i'm writing the characters so far! honestly lmk what you think of this in general because 50% of my brain is screaming that it sucks and the other 50% loves it.