Sal Vulcano trailer Super Smash Bros. Ultimate transcript

Enter Sal

     You're watching your favorite show, Impractical Jokers. It's a normal episode, the guys do a food tossing prank in a grocery store, then each take turns pranking focus groups for their made-up products. At the end of the episode, Q is winning, with no losses. Joe and Murr are close behind, each with one loss. Sal has two losses on the scoreboard. The narrator says, "It looks like Sal is tonight's big loser, so he'll be the one getting Smashed!"
     You hear a slashing sound as crossed lines cut through the picture of Sal. The camera zooms in between the lines and we see a 3D animated map of Staten Island.
     A familiar figure walks into view. On your television screen is a perfect, photorealistic 3D model of Sal Vulcano. He points at the camera, and text appears next to him: "SAL WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!"