~Dovewing hello! and we are back with she-cat problems! but first I dedicate this to Luna_The_Dove for requesting ALL the cats. ok we have Blossomfall,Leafpool,Squirrelflight,Brightheart,Briarlight,Sasha...
Mothwing,Willowshine,annnnnnd Mistystar *pant* *pant* first we have Blossomfall
~Blossomfall well nothing really...
~Dovewing ok a dare then
~Blossomfall wait n....
~Dovewing ok I dare you to lick Jayfeather and say mmmmm taste like starclan!!!!!!
~Blossomfall ohhh starclan! ok here I go *licks Jayfeather* mmm taste like starclan
~Jayfeather I'm a medicine-cat b*tch I taste like what ever I want
~Blossomfall o_o soooo you can taste like mouse
~Jayfeather ya but not for you b*tch
~Dovewing *laughs* ok Leafpool
~Leafpool that my sons and daughter hate me and my sister
~Dovewing thats it? ok Squrrelflight
~Squirrleflight same as my sister
~Dovewing really? wow you two are boooooooooorrrriiiiiinnnngggg as h*ll
~Leafpool and Squirrelflight >:0
~Dovewing huuuuu BRIGHTHEART
~Brightheart well I cant hunt and fight for my clan on a regular basis and with my eye torn out and ear torn off I look soo ugly
~Dovewing ya no kidding I was scared of you the first time I saw you..... ok briarlight
~Briarlight isnt it obvious I C A N T W A L K!!!!!!! and you took me out of my stretches and Jayfeather is acting like a b*tch in disguse
~Jayfeather I heard that as*holes!!!!!
~Briarlight shut the f**k up!!!
~Dovewing sorry for the launguage ya next we have sasha by the way sasha how did you get here
~Sasha I just walked here
~Dovewing you just walked here
~Sasha yep
~Dovewing god all of you give me headaches besides I've been hanging out with jayfeather and his friends too much
~Sasha should I say it yet
~Dovewing ya ya let me go get my asprine
~Sasha oookkk well my son was evil and I will never get to see mothwing again
~Dovewing wait how do you now about your son?
~Sasha by some nice tom
~Dovewing oooohhh god its sol it has to be eh I ll worry about it later now we have..... oh sasha your in luck mothwing
~Mothwing that i was faked to be a medicine-cat oh hi mom
~Sasha what you no surprised im here
~Mothwing nope i knew you would come
~Dovewing ok this not the Sasha and mothwing show ok! next willowshine
~Willowshine I want a dare ok I have to make all the dares thx guys mmmmmm I want you to go up to mothwing slap her with your tail then run giggleing like a kit
~Willowshine ok *slaps mothwing with her tail*
~Mothwing what the?
~Willowshine *giggles like a kit and runs away*
~Dovewing niiiiicccee next we have mistystar
~Mistystar that lepoardstar died at a bad time
~Dovewing ok well I think that she is just saying that to be nice huh.Well time to rap this up see you in the next she-cats problems!
cats and some dares will be good you can say what you want the new book to be about in the comments!
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