Chesapeake energy arena,
Oklahoma City
Before practice,
8 AM,
Serge Ibaka farts while changing,
James Harden, Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant were dressing out while Steven Adams is on the locker row next to Serge Ibaka.
James Harden: I thought someone had the idea.
Russell Westbrook: Yeah I know that.
Kevin Durant: How come no one noticed that?
Russell Westbrook: Nothing babe.
Kevin Durant: Oh Gosh!
Russell Westbrook: look nobody knew what happened at the milk tea place when Serge Ibaka farted.
James Harden: I was there when that happened last night.
Russell Westbrook: Yep.
A moment later Serge Ibaka farted very loud, he farted right next to James Harden.
James Harden: Gosh! Serge. What have you been eating?
Russell Westbrook: Eww! Somebody farted.
Kevin Durant: Serge Jonas Ibaka Ngobila! Seriously?
Russell Westbrook: He farted.
Daequan Cook: did someone had a Congolese food?
Serge Ibaka: That was me.
Kevin Durant: you came from Congo and this literally had happened?
Serge Ibaka: Yeah because my mother cooked Congolese food since I came to Congo.
Kevin Durant: Haha that weirdo Serge Ibaka.
Serge Ibaka: Promise I don't need to fart in the General direction?
James Harden: Serge! It stinks.
Kevin Durant: Serge Ibaka! Did you fart?
Russell Westbrook: Gosh! Serge.
Serge Ibaka: While eating out at Tea society in San Jose. Nick Collison farted on me. It happened here at the locker room yesterday before the game.
Nick Collison: What did I do?
Serge Ibaka: You farted right straight to my face, fool.
Daequan Cook: someone spilled Starbucks on me.
Russell Westbrook: That was my brother.
Daequan Cook: Yeah my brother is like that too.
Kevin Durant: Hm.
Russell Westbrook: Oh my gosh! Ray. I need to call him.
Russell calls Raynard Westbrook. Raynard didn't answer.
Russell Westbrook: He's too busy hanging out with his girlfriend, oh well.
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