random tid bits i wrote when i was 14

Not a poem but-

I'll explain at the bottom of the story lol
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So once upon a time in a land far far away there was this guy called jack who was really tall. I know right, hard to believe there's a tall jack. Anyway, he was tall. Very. 6"5 in fact, and he could look over the tops of peoples heads and could never properly see their faces. In this land of make-believe, the next tallest person was 5'11" (his name was jimbo) and even he was short compared to the giant that was Jack Wilkinson.

One day, our hero jack here ran into his fated person. She was girl with blond hair and blue eyes that go green in the center. She was laughing on her horse with her friend.

You know how he knew they were his fated?

When this girl had came down form her horse she, she reached the staggering height of 6'3".

Astounded, Jack ran up to her and asked her for her hand in marriage, but before she could say anything, her 5'7" friend stole her.

"Daisy, what are you doing. A stranger asked you to marry them again, why aren't you kicking him like usual??"

Turning to Jack, she continued. "Look, Mr. Tall, just cause she's special because of her height, doesn't mean she's a good girl, k? If you want anyone, pick me OKAY?"

Dumbfounded jack started to break down.

"Lucy calm down. He hasn't done anything wrong. Look." The girls looked at Jack. Hunching his shoulders with his head down and slightly shaking, he was the exact same hight as daisy.

"He's taller than me." Lucy backed off, seeing how love struck daisy was. In truth, she wanted to have this tall man as her husband aaaaall to herself, but looking at daisy love heart eyes, she knew she couldn't stand a chance against her love.

Sighing Lucy left.

Since daisy was allergic to horses, it didn't take long for her to start sneezing. Jack asked her,
"do you want to ride in my carriage?"

"Please" she replied. Not actually seeing a carriage.

Out of nowhere, fairy godmother Mimi (who isn't putting her real name here cause, lmao god forbid my friends irl find this and read 'our little secret') poofed a carriage out of nowhere.

Not questioning anything jack opened the door and motioned daisy to go in. As she stepped in, she noticed that the interior was much much larger than it looked like on the outside. MUCH larger.

There were three doors leading out of this reception like area which had a large plush sofa, a maid (with a badge that read 'savannah') and a butler (jimbo). A pool table could be seen along with a large screenTV, fully fitted with an Xbox, around it. Daisy noticed that jack had already closed the door, probably to go to lead the way back to his castle (oh yeah he's a prince btw).

She goes over to 'Jimbo' who's currently trying to keep a tired Savannah awake.
"Are there any bedrooms you can put her in?" Daisy asks, innocently.

"No, they're mostly game rooms. Your bedroom is the only one. I can just put their on the sofa." Jimbo says with a wry smile on his face.

"No no, just put her in there then." Daisy says, flustered.

She hadn't noticed how short savannah and jimbo were until going up to them. Savannah was about 5"5 at most, and jimbo was jimbo but still shorter than her.

Jimbo nodded and picked up savannah princess style and went through a door, painted red.

He laid savannah onto the queen sized bed inside, and she reaches her arms out and pulls him onto the bed with her.
"Ah- Vannah!" He says, a little blush playing on his cheeks. After all, daisy was still watching.

"Mmmm... 5 more minuets..." she mumbles, half asleep. "I don't wanna do German..." 'jimbo smiles.

For some reason or another, Savannah seemed to despise that single foreign language, and tried to avoid it like the plague. Why, nobody knew. She probably wanted to keep it that way, so nobody tried to find out either.

"Uhh..." Jimbo starts, untangling himslef from Savannah and facing Daisy. "Would you like any refreshments?"

"A glass of water with a allergy tablet would be nice." Daisy replies, not sure if they have tablets. But hey, she's in a carriage that came out of like, nowhere.

"We have those, actually." James said. As if he could hear Daisy's thoughts.

"Oh. Huh. Thanks." Daisy found herself kinda awkward around this 5"11 man. He was the second tallest man she had ever seen, so he made her feel at ease but then again, he was literally the second tallest man she'd ever seen. She was shooketh to, say the least.

Jimbo lead her out of the room into a small corridor and into the main reception, ducking behind a counter in the corner daisy hadn't noticed.

A few seconds later, he came out with a glass cup of water and a pack of tablets in his hand.

"Here you go"

"Thanks."

Daisy swallowed the tablets before nearly choking on them since the carriage had stopped moving with a sudden jolt.

"were here."

With that French is over and oh fun math.

And the two lived happily ever after and got married.

The end.

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Backstory
I was texting during French with a friend of mine called Jack.

So I have the bright idea to air him and just send him a realllllly long message before class ended to make him all confused (idk it seemed like a good idea at the time)

sO THAT'S HOW THIS WAS BORN.

Oh yeah, jacks really short and so is daisy. (Like barely 5"0) At the time of writing this, they had a thing
but there was this girl called Lucy who made everything break and WTH luCY.

Jimbo is a nickname for my other friend James, who's pushing 6 foot(5"11), and Vannah's 5"4 (and 3/4. (She insists on that bit))

They had their 1-year last week 🎉

I'm the 5th wheel basically

I myself am 5"9

Right.

Imma go bed now