Funtime Freddys X Reader [discontinued]

Sober Me Up

A/n: Lol it's another German Boi x reader! Requested By MGLarson7. Let's a go Mario! Freddy getts drunk yet agen and he be a getting the drinks from that d00d in the first oneshot.

It was another day in the life of me! Freddy (as usual) has gotten himself drunk (again for the fouth time this week). So I have to make him sober at the pizzeria because I'm his technition and the other employees (who don't even do their jobs properly) don't give a damn if Freddy leaves the pizzeria and he can't even get out of his damn room right now. I am driving there now as a matter of fact, and I hate my several co-workers because they are a bunch o' shiz-bags.

~~Time Skip To Freddy's Party Room~~

Freddy was laying down on his stage when I got to his room, and a ton of beer bottles around him, Jeeze. "WAKE UP FREDDY BOY!" I yell, "HUH?" He questions looking up at me from his lying down state, "I wuz just a cleanin' mah roooooom!" His head hits the stage with a metalic Thunk! and this is why I have to look after the basterd. I walk toward him, I grab one of the bottles and have a little sniff, Schnaps. I glare at Freddy and he raises an eyebrow, "Where'd you get this stuff from?" I ask him, "Sam," he replies holding up a beer bottle and dumping it on his face. He emitted a sound that could've been a burp, but anything is possible like an animatronic to drink things and then get drunk, in which Freddy did. I pick up another beer bottle and I drop it immediatly, sending glass on the carpet along with the contents, I saw a spider on it. How peculiar. I look down at Freddy, his eyes were glassy and somewhat looking in different directions. Jeeze how long until this stuff's gonna wear off? I take away all the bottles and throw them into the bin, I clean up the broken bottle too.

I sit on the stage next to Freddy's head, Freddy looks at me with those insane eyes, I look away from him at the wall. I could get him to drink some water... Nah that would affect him further-more. I could empty out his system... Yeah I could do that, but yet again what am I gonna do with all the liquid. I hear shifting metal and a weight on my lap, I look down at Freddy. He giggles and blushes. I take out a napkin and dry Freddy's face, I then roll my eyes and pat his head. He sighs and grabs my hand, he kisses my hand and let's go. Is he doing this just because he is drunk?! I start to blush then I cover my face with my hands, "Hah HAH!" Freddy says pulling my hands away to reveal my red face. I laugh at him, his face was pink, ligit tho he was pink. We spent the rest of the day laughing our heads off, like complete idiots looking at a dirty mind quiz.