Playing audio...
"Ten colonies in 2 days?" Muffled voices fill the room
"Yes sir it would appear that the resurgence has a greater influence than first thought"
The king laughs
"Let's hear it once more"
"Unless you return our Queens in 3 weeks we will wage a war unlike any the •□■●●° has ever seen before the God's have gifted us a mighty angel 'shuffling' give me that 'more shuffling and the room falls silent' I carry the title of Accuser but this day I take on the role of executioner bow before me and be crushed"
The king chuckles "what can a mear human do?"
The room falls silent as the Accuser walks in covered in •□■●●° blood
"Well this mear human just walked through your army and I gotta say for someone so rich you suck like i actually brought a weapon" he tosses a VI-rifle to the ground "I'm disappointed" he shakes his head coming feet from the king
"How?!? You were in the outer colonies 2 weeks ago!"
"There's this thing called a ship with a amaroth drive engine"
The room falls silent
"The f#&$ is amar-"
The Accuser wraps his fingers around the kings head as the guards start firing round after round into him
"Aw that kinda tickles"
The kings neck begins to melt separating his head from his shoulders as his eyes dart around in pain
"AHHHHH" one of the guards plunges his bayonet into the Accusers back
The blade breaks on his skin
"Well guess there is still some fun to be had here"
End of audio file...
"That's a pretty half-assed recording couldn't you have gotten something better for me to watch?"
The Accuser says mockingly "I'll do better next time miss martian"
She pops a bullet in his skull as she gets up "you will treat me with some respect"
He gets up as the wound closes
"What? You don't like your designation?"
She sets down the gun and walks to the door "I just don't like the way you always say it it's like your talking to a child"
he frowns "oh but you are one your 300th birthday is coming up"
"Don't remind me..." she sighs and leaves the room as he follows close behind
"Well I have something just wonderful planned I do hope you will actually join this time"
"By the way how old are you? It's farely apparent that the higher ups don't want anyone to know"
He stops for a moment thinking then leans close to her ear
"I guess it's ok to tell you... 8,468 as of one year ago"
Her eyes widen as she continues on
"I'm guessing you wouldn't tell me how" she walks into her throne room as the guards and guests kneel
"Oh no they could kill you simply for knowing my age" he stops at the steps up to the throne "and I don't really remember how myself"
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Damn that got long oh well there it is and off I go praise Noot Noot
