Dogs are extremely stupid. Just today the dog got his head stuck in my cat door.
He ended up barking his head off to get our owner's attention, who, I quote, "screamed bloody murder." While I sat at the bottom of the basement stairs, watching as they tried to pull him out. I harassed him as he yelped.
"Not only are you stupid. But you're fat too." Was my favorite and most clever remark.
When they finally got him out, they sent him to his cage for "stupidity."(I'm not the only one who thinks he is remarkably stupid.)
I exited the basement where I had been imprisoned by that dog and meowed for attention. The female creature picked me and stroked me, speaking dumbly to me.
Saying things like, "You poor kitty... "and"Your SOO handsome..." I must admit it made me blush a little.
Anyways, soon the dog came out and ruined all of my fun. He was hungry and barked nonstop for food.
This gave me a headache and I decided to go lay down and take a nap. I walked to the most comfortable thing ever, "The Couch, "As the humans call it. I circled around trying to find a comfortable spot, then finally laid down.
I started to drift off when I felt a hard nudge to my side. I opened my eyes slowly and found no other than that DOG laying next to me, kicking me in the side with his legs.
"Go find another place to sleep you annoying canine. I was here first." I said.
Without opening his eyes, he said." Make me. Kitty Cat."
So I did, I began repeatedly hit him on the head with my paw, hissing. After a while, he knew I wouldn't give up until he surrendered the couch.
I smiled evilly and went back to sleep.
A couple of minutes later,(or hours) I was awakened. I was picked up by the male creature and moved off the couch to the hard cold floor, where he greedily lay down.
"Why isn't he sleeping with his mate?" I asked myself as I walked over to my cat bed and lay down.
"What do I care? I never liked him anyway..." I said to myself as I went to sleep again.
YOU ARE READING
Through the eyes of a grumpy cat named Mr.Whiskers.
Humor"Hi. My name is Mr. Whiskers. And don't you DARE think of petting me!" Mr.Whiskers is an old grumpy cat with young eccentric owners. Through his eyes, you see how he spends his days, annoys his owners, and harasses the dog.
