Once....
There was a Moose.
A beautiful Moose.
His antlers shone brighter than the sun. His fur gleamed glossier than the moon. And his little Moose voice was stronger than 10,000 regular men. Yes, this was a fine specimen of a moose. A true one of a kind.
But.....there was just one problem with this Moose.
He was afraid of death.
Of course everyone has their fears and doubts with death, but this moose is constantly thinking about it. Day and night. Night a day. It's impossible for him to get away from such thoughts, and so that may have been his biggest weakness.
On a particularlly sunny bright day, when the Moose felt safer and securer than usualy, he took a walk. All the lady Mooses awed over his flawless features, and the Moose basked in the glory of it all. Until he came face to face with this one particular moose. He couldn't tell if it was a lady moose or a dude moose, but either way it was not aweing over him. The beautiful Moose was absolutely shocked. How can this moose not be fawning over his beautiful Moose mucsles and shiny Moose teeth??? There must be something wrong with the poor moose.
And indeed....there was something wrong with that moose. That moose was the notorious Mooseling Killer! He wanted to kill the Beautiful Moose because....because.... "He's had it too good, for too long" is what the Mooseling Killer had said in his surprisingly super hunky voice. But of course, the Beautiful Moose was too amazingly stupid to know that a suspicious character wearing all black with ominous red eyes and straing at him with the eyes of murder is a No No.
And so the Beautiful, but dumb, Moose invitied the Mooseling Killer to his home to try and convert him. The Mooseling Killer gladly accepted his offer, seeing it as a chance to kill him. The Beautiful Moose treated the Mooseling Killer as best as possible, but he always seemed concerned with other things (Of course, being to kill the Beautiful Moose). So the Beautiful Moose decided to up his game, and succeeded. The Mooseling Killer fell madly in love with him. So much so, that it made the Beautiful Moose very very uncomfortable.
"Oh dear Beautiful Mooses! Won't you marry me!?" The Mooseling Killer suddenly asked. The Beautiful Mooses eye twitched. He didn't want to marry a dude moose. He wanted a sexy lady moose!!!
"No no...No thanks o.0" the Beautiful Moose denied him almost instantly, which offended the Mooseling Killer.
"Well then.....if I cant have you...." He said omniously has he rose from he comfy chair. "THEN NOMOOSE CAN!!!!!!!" He screamed. Then he quickly hurdled a knife towards our beloved Beautiful Moose. It got him right in the heart, and our Mooseling died in a beautifully dramatic way. With his last words being "CURSE YOU CRUEL WORLDDDDD!!!!! TELL MY MOTHER I LOVE HERRRRRRRR! I HAVE AN EXTREMELY AWESOME VOICE THAT MAKES EVERYTHING I SAY SOUND AWESOMMMEEEEEEE. YOU WILL NOT FORGET THE CHEEEESSEEEEEE. DANGNABBIT!!!!!" and with one last itsy bitsy fart. The Beautiful Moose died.
At first, the Mooseling Killer was weeping in sorrow...but it only APPEARED that way. Actually, he was laughing maniacally! HIS WELL-THOUGHT PLAN HAD WORKED!! He killed the Beautiful Moose!!!
"HAHAHA! Serves you right, mother fucker" the Mooseling Killer laughed.
END~
