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Really? Are you trying to ruin my relationship? Disgusting. *Changes into Roy* might as well get something out of this. *Calls Riza and Edward and Alphonse* *clears throat* Lieutenant, Fullmetal, I have something I need to confess.
Ed: What is it, Colonel?
I love Alphonse! *Grabs Al and kisses him deeply*
Ed: What?!
Riza: Colonel?!
*Breaks kiss* now you know. I'm gay for Alphonse.
Ed+Riza+Al: *jaws drop*
*Walks off and changes back to normal and laughs* you never said I had to kiss Al as myself~ *smirks*
