Many years ago there was a dragon called JASON. Jason was a magical dragon and could breath potatoes. This was very useful to him. One day he wanted a parsnip but he could only make potatoes. Lol @ him.
Jason is very useful when you want some potatoes because he produces pototes in his buttocks. His mother wanted a carrot, unfortunatly her son could only create potatoes. This greatly pissed his mother off and made her resort to caniblism. Now there is no more potatoes. Lol @ them
From this point on there is no longer any potatoes in the land that was jason's and no one can have hash browns again. NOT EVEN YOU! The End
