South park OneShots

Eric Cartman x Reader

I Was walking to the bus stop and I feel someone kiss me. I realized that it was Cartman. I pushed him away. "Ewwww!" I said wanna Know why? Because I am Token's Sister!

"What????" He asked Super confused. "You Kissed me Eric!" I yell at him. "Sorry Kenny pushed me." Cartman said rolling his eyes. I could tell Kenny was smirking.

I just went to STANd between Stan and Kenny. (Sorry for the pun) the bus came and the bus driver said "GET ON AND SIT DOWN." I went on after Kenny. I sat in a empty seat. "Can I sit by you?" I know that voice.

"Sure Cartman Just don't kiss me again." I said looking out the window. "I won't that was Kenny's fault." He said sitting down. "Okay Eric Cartman." I hope that is true.

               -*Time skip 3*-

At lunch I went to sit by Stan, Kyle, Kenny, And Cartman. "Hey guys." "Hey (y/n)!" Kyle replied. "Here Cartman Have my food." I said. Cartman took the tray.

I saw butters walking to our table. "Hey Fellas!" He said smiling. "Hi Butters!" Kenny Said muffling. "Hey (y/n)." Cartman said. "What Cartman?" I asked looking at him. "Come outside." He said standing up.

"Okay." I stood up and followed him. We were outside of the school. "So what did you want to tell me Eric?" I asked. Cartman leaned on a tree. "I-i love you (y/n)." Cartman said looking at his feet. "I love you too." I said kissing his cheek.