"I have to show Jenuasha (Jen-You-ah-sha) that I can take care of a dog!" Zephan thought intently as he was walking into the local pet shop. "Hello...my name is Amy are you looking for any animal in particular?" Amy asked Zephan "Um....I would like a nice and hot dog." Zephan breathed into Amy's ear (like a pedo because Amy's 15 and Zephan is 16) "Well, we have a few dogs over here" Amy said as she showed Zephan the way to where the dogs are being held (against their will). "Wow it's a hooman!" thought the Siberian Husky, But all Zephan and Amy heard was a simple bark bark. The Siberian Husky gazed upon Zeph and imagined a bunch of meat piled on Zeph while he was shirtless. Zeph obviously picked the Siberian Husky because he felt a connection. "That one!" Zeph pointed at the Siberian Husky. "Ah nice choice her name is Sierra!" exclaimed Amy. Zeph then filled out forms and got the dog of his dreams. As Zephan and Sierra were walking home Zephan noticed that Sierra kept sniffing his butt so when he got home he looked at his pants to see if anything had gotten on them when they were out. But then the dog started talking and said "Oh my gosh, he's in his underwear." Zeph turned around in a frightened manner. "Who's there!" Zeph screamed into the air. "Duh it's me the dog." Sierra said making goo goo eyes at Zeph then Sierra pushed Zeph down and turned into a beautiful girl and started kissing Zeph where she shouldn't. Zeph pushed Sierra off of him and told her "One I'm in love with Mars and two ho...how did you do that!". "Because I'm magic, but if I can't have you nobody can!" Then Sierra pulled a lever and Zeph was teleported to a dark abyss where he ended up dying of starvation. The End
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