Adoption <Green Day Fanfic>

Do Da Da (IM A DORK!!!)

Sorry for the lack of updates :(

At the hospital, the first thing they did was take an xray.

"Well, Miss Armstrong, it seems your wrist is broken" The doctor told me.

Well Done, Sherlock! I thought, sarcastically I thought that snap was just someone stepping on a twig!

They put my arm in a cast, and they let me choose a cover to go over it.

I looked at the choices:

Red? Boring.

Blue? Boring.

Grey? Boring.

Blink 182? FUCK YEAH!!!

There was a Blink cover, with the Blink smiley, and a picture of the band.

They then put it in a sling, and allowed me to go home.

"Dad? -- I mean Billie! Sorry, habit..." i tried.

"S'alright. I would actually prefer it if you called me Dad. I was gonna ask you, but i thought i would wait until you've properly settled in" He said, grinning from ear to ear.

"Okay then... Dad? Do i need to go to school tomorrow?" i asked, hoping he would say no.

"No" He said. I cheered. "The day after" he continued. I booed.

"Sorry! It's just the rule at the school, and i don't wanna have to deal with all that crap with social workers and stuff" he joked, rolling his eyes.

We got to the car, and i got in the front seat.

***

*Billie's POV*

I REALLY didn't wanna send her back there.

But, i guess it's kinda.... y'know?

(a/n: im gonna introduce Adie, Joey and Jakob! *but not Mike's family or Tre's family*)

"Oh, Chelsea?" i asked her.

She looked at me smiling.

"Yeah?" She asked.

"You're a Green Day fan, so... do you know about my family?" I aksed, cautiously.

"Yeah! Adrienne, your wife, and your two kids, Joseph and Jakob" She replied.

"Joey, actually" I corrected her. She nodded.

"Well, they really wanna meet you, so that you can become an official member of the Armstrong family" i said.

She looked at me, and smiled.

"Yeah, okay. When?"

"Uhh... tomorrow" i told her.

After telling her about them, she seemed to be okay with it.

(A/N: i know that the whole line 'two kids and 32 thing' doesn't make sense with Joey and Jakob AND Chelsea, but just go with it?)

<tomorrow>

*Chelsea's POV*

I picked out some clothes from my wardrobe- an All Time Low shirt, black skinnies, American Idiot sweatshirt and Dookie converse.

I took a shower, cleaned my teeth and got changed.

After finally finding the kitchen (with Billie's help) i walked in to find a woman, a couple years older than Billie, and two children.

One looked around 10, and one looked around 7.

I tried to talk, but my mouth wouldn't let me.

"Chelsea, this is my wife Adrienne-" Billie said from behind me, gesturing to the woman "-My son Joey-" he said, gesturing to the 10 year old "-and that thing right there is Jakob" he said, pointing to the 7 year old.

Jakob pouted and glared at Billie.

Adrienne smiled at me.

"Hi, hun. I know it must be a little weird to be adopted by one of your favourite musicians" She said, in a kind voice.

"How did you know- It was that thing wasn't it?" i said, turning the top half of my body to face a smiling Billie.

"Yup" she said, popping the P.

Joey seemed fascinated by my Blink 182 themed arm.

"What happened to your arm?" he asked, staring at Tom like he was a god.

What do i mean like? He is a god!

"Joey!" Adrienned scolded.

"No, it's ok. You see, there's these jerks at school. There just weirdos who always look for attention,  and once the kinda... y'know? cornered me, and one of them broke my wrist." I explained, trying my hardest to say 'Jerk' and 'Weirdo' instead of 'Twat' and 'Fuckface'.

"Cool" Joey said, now practically drooling over Mark.

Adrienne laughed.

"So, what kind of music do you like?" Adrienne asked.

"Well, y'know, Green Day, Blink 182 obviously, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, My Chemical Romance, Misfits, The Ramones-" i stopped to see Billie doing a happy dance in the background.

"That sorta stuff, y'know?" I finished.

Adrienne smiled.

"I think you'l fit in perfect with our family" She assured me.

"Thanks Miss Armstrong" i said, nervously.

"Please, it's Adrienne" She corrected me.

"Uhh, i call Billie Dad, would it be weird if i called you Mom?" i asked.

"Of course not! Call me whatever you want" She said.

This woman is a goddess!

Joey had got Jakob focused on my arm as well.

Jake was sitting there, staring at the picture.

"Who's that?" he said, pointing to my arm.

"that's Tom Delonge, he's the guitarist" i said.

"Who's that?"

"Travis Barker, the drummer" i said

"Who's That?"

"Mark Hoppus, he plays bass" i said.

"I wanna be a drummer!" Joey screamed.

I coulda sworn that Billie turned into a meerkat at that point.

"Can i teach you? can i, can i, can i?" He begged Joey.

Joey smiled and nodded.

So...  new chapter!

whaddya think about:

Chelsea?

Billie?

Adrienne?

Joey?

Jakob?

Any Improvements?

What should happen next?

Thanks for reading my crappy story!

P.S: BLINK 182 IS AWESOME!