The swing fic
Gerard was swinging on his favorite swing set at the New Jersey state park when suddenly bean man walked up to him. Bean man says "wHy HeLlO gErArD" Gerard began a reply a smirk forming on his face "Why hello there bean man" he said as he winked. Gerard was wearing a suit so bean man grabbed the tie and dragged Gerard to the boys bathroom. Gerard pushed bean man into a stall and kissed him passionately. Gerard pulled down his pants but his pee pee had turned to beans!!! Bean man tricked him!! Gerard gasped in horror as he looked down at his pee pee with shame. But Gerard looked into bean mans eyes and decided he didn't care, he was in love with bean man. Bean man got down on one knee, then he pulled out a ring from his butt and placed it on Gerard's finger "Will you marry me Gerard?". Gerard was shocked! So soon!? But as I said before Gerard was in love with bean man! So Gerard exclaimed "of course I'll marry you! I am in love with you!!!!" The newly engaged couple didn't move as bean man got a naughty look in his eye. He slowly licked the bean pee pee of Gerard and sucked until he nutted GOOPY SHREK JUICES!?
