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Driving To Vidcon - 26-28/06/14

It's 8:15am on Friday, June 27th 2014. "It's Vidcon day!" Alfie said to Marcus via a phone call as he started getting dressed. "Zoe?" he shouts down the stairs. "Yeah?" she replies. "Can we go in your car, and can you drive? I'm hungover." "Yeah, sure. Anything for you." "Cheers." Alfie says while he packs his backpack, looking ill. "Good morning guys, good morning. It's Friday, June 27th which means it's time for Vidcon! Myself, Zoe, Joe, ehh.. Louise, Caspar, Marcus, Jim, Tanya, Jack and Conor are going. Unfortunately, Poppy and Sean are on holiday, Josh and Oli aren't feeling well and... Is there anyone else? No, think that's everyone. So Poppy, Josh, Oli and Sean are unfortunately not going to be there but the rest are. I'm really hungover so... This is gonna be interesting. Hopefully, I'm not gonna be sick. I think that's the worst thing than can happen. Anyway, I'm gonna stop blibbering away, I'll see you guys in the car!" he says as he pauses the camera, and phones Joe. "Hello. We're just away to drive up to Vidcon. Do you need us to pick you up? We're away to get Marcus and Louise." "Yeah, if you could, mate." Joe says, in a very deep voice. "Alright. You've got a very deep voice, you alright?" "Yeah, just hungover." "Awh same, man. Anyway, see you later." "See you later, bye!" "Bye!"

10 minutes later, they arrive at Marcus's house. Then once they got Louise and Marcus, they arrive at Joe's. Alfie gets out the car and knocks and his door. "You ready?" "Yeah. Feel sick though..." "Awh, from the hangover? My stomach hurts. I said in my vlog before I left is that the worst thing that could happen is me being sick on stage in front of 1000 people." "Mm." "There is a bag in the car, just in case. Zoe and Louise are in the front and you, me and Marcus are in the back but you're in the middle because you're the smaller, thinner one." "I'm guessing Josh and Oli aren't gonna be there. Too hungover." "Yeah. Right, lets get in the car."

5 minutes into the 40 minute journey, Joe starts to feel carsick (hangover). "Zoe." Joe says with a deep voice, his head in his hands and his elbows on the top of his thighs with his feet on top of the air-con. "Yes Joe?" she replies, sounding happy and excited. "Slow down." Alfie says. Louise looks over her right shoulder at Joe. "You alright, love?" she asks. "I'm going to be sick." he says, gagging. "Where's the bag?" Alfie asks while looking for the bag, so does Marcus. "Joe, don't be sick in my car. Be sick in the bag or out the window." Zoe says. "Yeah, I don't think he'll be sick out the window. Where is the bag?! Louise, do you have it?" Alfie asks. "Yeah, I do. Here you are." Louise says as she hands the bag to Joe. Marcus grabs it and puts it in front of Joe and Joe pukes in it. "Feel better?" Alfie asks, rubbing Joe's back. "A little bit." Joe says wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

A: 'Guys, u know what we should do?' M: 'What?' A: 'A triple puke prank on Zouise (that's Zoe and Louise, like Zalfie.)' J: 'Ok, how will we do that?' A: 'So, they already know that you feel and been sick Joe, so that's helpful. Marcus, how long ago did u eat?' M: 'About 15 minutes ago, before I got in the car.' A: 'Ok, so Joe, you just keep quiet looking carsick and I'll ask "Marcus, you ok?" then u say u've got a stomachache, thinking you're hungry, so I'll offer you food and a drink then 5 minutes later, I'll ask if you're okay again and Joe, you say he doesn't look again and say you think he's gonna puke the food and drink back up. Then Louise'll look over probably at Marcus, so when she does I'll say "Zoe, roll down Marcus's window and slow down slightly," then Marcus, you be sick out the window twice.' M: 'kk'. A: 'Then I'll say a few secs/mins later "Zoe, I don't feel good" and hug my stomach as if I have a stomachache like Marcus. Then I'll try and puke out the window but it's locked so I'll puke on my hand, my jeans, the door if it's projectile and the seat.' M: 'kk'.

A few minutes later, Alfie winks over at Marcus and asks "Marcus, you okay?". "My stomach really hurts.." he replies hugging his stomach. Alfie asks if he's hungry and asks if he wants something to eat and drink. "Here you are." One Direction starts to play so Louise and Zoe start singing, and Alfie starts singing Harry. "You ok?" Alfie asks Marcus, again. "He doesn't look good. I think he's gonna puke the food and drink back up.." Joe says, rubbing Marcus's back. Louise looks over and Alfie says "Zoe, roll down Marcus's window and slow down slightly." Marcus then pukes out his window twice. "I feel better now." Louise phones Tanya and Jim who's at Vidcon. Tanya: "Hiya!" Zoe: "Hi Tan!" Louise: "Hallo." Jim: "You two alright?" Joe: "HI JIM." Jim: "Hi Joe." Louise: "Joe's feeling carsick.." Tanya: "Awh." Zoe: "I'm just gonna get petrol." Louise: "Alright. Alf?" "Yeah?" Alfie replies. "You okay? Feel carsick?" Louise asks, looking round at him. "Yeah." he replies, putting his hand over his mouth. Joe: "Knock on the window and tell Zoe." Jim: "Go into the shop and get some water, Alfie." Tanya: "Jim's the first aider." *laughs* Alfie decides knock on the window at Zoe. "Zoe." he says opening the door. "Yah?" she says. "Alfie's feeling sick." Louise says. "You as well?" Zoe asks. "Yeah." Alfie says, putting his head in his hands and groans, while Joe rubs his back. Louise: "I'm gonna go get three bottles of water for the boys." Zoe: "Alright. Can you go and pay as well? Here's the £20." Louise: "Sure. Does anyone need the toilet, since we're here?" Alfie: "I do." Joe: "So do I." Louise: "Alright. Marcus?" Marcus: "Nah, I'm alright." Louise: "Okay. Zoe, what number are we at?" Zoe: "4." "Alrighty. C'mon boys." Louise says as she opens the back door at Alfie's side. "Hiya. Pay for pump 4?" Louise says as Alfie and Joe go to the bathroom. "You alright?" Joe says as he notices Alfie leaning with one hand on the wall. "Feel really sick. I think once I'm sick, I'll be fine." he says, with a pale face. "Yeah. Marcus's alright, I'm alright. It's just you now." Joe says. "It's like the chicken nugget challenge after eating 32..." Alfie says, looking really ill.

5 minutes later, they get back in the car. "Alfie's not been sick yet so there's a 68.4% chance he will puke in the car and a 31.6% chance he's gonna puke on the stage." Joe says. "That's not equal. 68.4, 34.2 and 31.6? Meh, whatever." Marcus chips in. "Alright, a 51.3% chance in the car, 48.7% on stage." Joe says. Joe's phone starts ringing. It's Caspar, with the Maynard's. "Hello." "Where are you?" "In Zoe's car, why?" "It starts in 20 minutes." "Oh shit. Zoe, drive faster." "I don't want Alfie to be sick everywhere." "He has a bag." "Is Alfie feeling sick?" "Yeah. So did me and Marcus but we're fine now."

They finally arrive 10 minutes later.