A Little Place Called FANG

Chapter One: A Little Place Called FANG

Field Report

Name: Queen Lacey

Re: The School

Dear SHIELD,

I understand the terms of your proposal. As promised, enclosed is the report of all the events that occurred while the university was in session. Once you have inspected the asked materials, I ask you to contact me so I may pick up the students. I hope you find everything correct and in order.

Thank you,

Queen Lacelia C. Winters

Chapter One

The school started not very long ago. Roughly a few years ago, but by the time you read this, it could be decades. I cannot claim full responsibility of the idea, as I did not come up with it. I set the base of the idea that would eventually grow into the school we have today.

People I suck at writing and I would not be writing this but SHIELD put a gun to my head and said if I don't, they would shut down my school so just bare with me.

The idea formed through a turn of events. Our three founds: I, Queen Lacey, Nikky, the Dark Queen, and Kayla, the one who was too cool for nicknames; started with a lot of money. We were not the same people back then.

The three of us were raging murderers with dark powers and we may or may not have robbed a bank...

But, we proved to be quite the trio when we put our minds together. The idea came out of our own pasts, as we had been anti social fangirls that society saw as insuffient to the cause of humanity. We were determined to create a safe haven for those who faced the injustice of the world like we have seen.

And thus the idea for the University came; a place where fangirls and fanboys can live in peace and have feels in security. But that was just the first stop in the track to success.

Stop...track...get it? Heheh I crack myself up.

Anyways, once we had the idea, it would be smooth sailing from there, right? Wrong, it was one hundred percent horrible paperwork after that. Kayla worked with the money, managing the dollars with her ingenious mind. Nikky put together the basic layout, using her artistic talents to create an architectural masterpiece that even Annabeth would be proud of. I spent my days of the phone, spreading word, working on admissions and all the boring work. The only plus side of the job was interviewing applicants.

Everyone had a story. Whether they were outcasts, or royalty, or anything else in the world, they all had the same problem: they could not fangirl in peace. Meeting hundreds of students really changed the way I saw our cause. Now this was not just a few friends starting a school, it was the creation of a safe haven for hundreds of cast out people.

Yes I would go as far as to say that. Why? Because that's how it's best played guys.

So, work on the school progressed, with each day bringing a solution to one problem, and a hundred more problems. The construction on the school ended, with a huge castle decorated with towers and gems. It stood hundreds of feet tall, a beautiful silver castle balanced with towers asecnding in heights from outward. Each tower had stone wall protection with stations set up for arrow decks and night patrols. Security would not be taken lightly.

In front of the castle were large black gates to keep people out. Beyond the gates were a maze of trees and across the moat, a waterfall poured into a river where students could go boating in the spring and skating in the winter.

Each window consisted of bulletproof glass and every room was built with access to underground tunnels in case of invasions or worse. The dining room had diamond chandeliers and long marble tables with velvet cushioned seats. Nikky took the design very seriously.

Hehehhe are you jealous? It was a prettiest radical building, too bad *spoiler alert* it gets attacked, but I mean, this would be a boring story if that didn't happen?

Times passed, and roughly three hundred students were enrolled that year.

It's up to eight hundred now 0.0

But as the school grew, Nikky seemed further and further away. Darkness clouded her thoughts, until she could not work any longer. She packed her bags and left me and Kayla, a sad day to lose a friend this close, but the two of us didn't give up so soon. We kept working, but bad news came the next day. Kayla had been arrested by the CIA with charges including the armed robbery that gave us the money for the school. She left that day and lied to the officials that the money had been burned. She kept our secret but lost her freedom.

Kayla, I REMEMBER YOU.

It seemed like an endless wait until opening day and, with the loss of the two founders, my entire family moved in. The whole ensemble. My sisters: Molly (she can turn into a spider), Victoria (she survived the hunger games), and Kitty (the oldest sister who has an unhealthy obsession with my little pony but we don't judge) moved into the upstairs with me. The Elventh Doctor, Kitty's boyfriend, brought his entire crew as well.

I'm talking the T.A.R.D.I.S, Amy, Rory, Jack, Rose, the whole milkshake.

From there, my boyfriend, Loki Laufeyson, decided to bring all of his army, which honestly sucked, and thus the basement was full of them. And when you have a psychopath living in your basement, a lot of visitors come. The entire Avengers squad showed up in the next few weeks and used up another floor.

At this point, I was ready to murder the next person who showed up at my door

So, thats how the university began, it was quite the work, I still have bruises from removing nargles.

Don't judge, they hurt. Anyways, the real adventure hasn't even begun yet, so be patient and remember the old saying "I would rather wait for a good pie baked slowly, than a bad pie baked quick" This is your pie and you must wait. Lacey over and out.