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Still no word on the Doctor or Loki, but I heard a rumor regarding the 60's and murder. But that's not exactly uncommon.
Things were better-ish. My brother disappeared off the face of the planet again, but that was good news for now. We decided to assemble an army, which totally rocks like heck. My life was pretty normal (FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER), but, like everything in the world, it didn't last. Not even a dang week.
It started with Luna. It was in the library, the beautiful library where Olivia was hiding my Nutella. (Olivia, I will seek revenge on you.) It was me, Luna, Katniss, and Captain Jack (Do you really want to know?) just sitting there, eating pizza.
Luna had this "vision." She got up and walked around.
"I think Moon Moon's lost it."Jack whispered, eating pizza because pizza is awesome.
"My radio keeps playing the same song over and over again."She said, pacing."I am burrito."
"Whahhhh?"Katniss said, giving me this weird look.
"I am burrito."Luna said."I am THE Burrito Queen."
"What. . .the heck?"I said, looking at Luna.
"I told you so. . ."Jack said, really eating that pizza.
"I hate burritos."I said. (DISCLAIMER: I LOVE BURRITOS, JUST WANTING TO SEE HER REACTION)
"Then you hate me."The Burrito Queen announced."BURRITO."
Then she walked out like a boss.
"Did anyone understand that at all?"Katniss said.
"Burrito."Jack said.
"Burrito."I repeated.
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Besides the Burrito Queen, things were still messed up. Devon, Loki's best friend, decided to pop up and create havoc.
"I don't understand why killing and blowing up things is so wrong?"Devon said, chewing on gum.
"Devon, do you realize how horrid that sentence sounded?"I said, sighing.
"Nah, not really."Devon said, grinning.
"You are a lost cause for insanity."I said, popping a cherry in my mouth.
"Did you know my fangirls made me a just girly thing?"Devon said, looking away."They love me so much."
"You are too much."I said laughing.
"I have eight crushes Queen."He said, shaking his head."I NEED LOVE."
"Oh my god Devon."I said, giving him a teddy bear."Kiss this, it will help you control."
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The War
"WE, THE VILLAINS OF EVERY STORY YOU HAVE READ, HAVE DECLARED WAR ON FANG!"I read from a letter.
"That was short."Alorah said.
"Villains tend to spend more time killing people then writing letters to their victims."Rachel pointed out.
"So we are at war?"Devon asked.
"Yes basically."I said, totally not ready for this.
"BRILLIANT!"
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A Little Place Called FANG
FanfictionSo everyone is going to think this book is fictional, but it's what really happened. In the role plays and stories of my close friends and I in my university. The University is real, it's on my Pinterest account. The tales we had could not go u told...
