Eat. Pray. Mate

Prologue- of sorts

Jason's POV

"Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heavem. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, and we forgive those who trespass against us......" Jo trailed off. We were a religious family, and we prayed everyday, something Jo wasn't cut out for. She practically wilted under the gaze of Adam and Eve. I know, the irony!- my dad was Adam, my mother, Eve. So of course, the fates, or our 'Holy Father' and dad likes to put it, brought Adam and Eve together, two religious werewolves in the House of God. 

"Josephine Esmrelda Roberts!" dad barked

"Yes, father?" Jo replied meekly, peeking up at our storm of a father through her silky, dark curtain of hair.

"Remember your duty to God! I will not have any disrespect in this house!" Pacing the room, hand on brow, he said, " Josephine dear, I don't know what your mother and I wil do with you! You refuse to learn the ways of God, and you continue to break the commandments!"

"I'm trying, Daddy, but it's just so hard. I go to church, but it just doesn't appeal to me!" Jo cried, her face becoming indignant as she bursted into tears and ran into her room.

Dad look up to the staircase and Jo's room with dispapointment, then shook his head and turned to me.

"Jason, my dear son, thank the dear lord that we have a devoted son in you. Just know, the lord loves you."

I always wondered how my mother had fallen in love with my father. Sure, he had the handsome features that all werewlves possessed, but he was a prick, and still was. I'm sure the mate thing had a finger in the plot, but still, he was bad with children, and not very kind. And also very, very religious. So how was I to capture a mate if I was religious? I mean, you do know that rule, right? No mating until after marriage. Stricly after.  I know. It sucks.

Emmaline's POV

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm........that tastes so good............Oh Emmaline....." Ralph groaned.    Some of the neoighbors next door were talking about " Troublesome kids""Using protection" "Keeping our legs closed" and " If we couldn't quiet it down a little, even if we were enjoying ourselves"  

"Ralph! Shut the pie hole or no pie is going in! Stop groaning like Wally from The Switch! The neighbors think we're doing the it!" I hissed at him, as he stuffed another homemade cookie inside his now choclatey mouth.

"Buh itsh sho gmsh!" He mumbled.

"I don't care if it's 'sho gmsh' SHUT IT!!!"  I screeched at him, making the mumbles next door increase.

My finger at his back, he stumbled into the house, spraying crumbs everywhere as he spluttered," She's my sister you bastards! I don't go with incest!"                                                                                                       

I made a face of disgust at the idea of it. " Ew, like I would mate with you, Ralph. Don't flatter yourself, the neighbors thought you were talking to your new slut."

He made an indignant face, an incredible feat for a guy with a mouth and face full of choclate covered crumbs, and mumbled," I can do better than my sister, you know. I'm not THAT desperate yet."

"Yet?" I screeched. Was I some last option for him? Gosh, I didn't even want to BE an option for Ralph, my man-whore of a brother. "You disgust me! Am I an OPTION for you?"

He blushed red with what I was implying and yelled " God no, you're my sister! Besides, you should know that the words off my tongue aren't exactly satin smooth or sweet as honey, dear sister. But it would be quite a feat to take the V card of Emmaline Luna Rosna, the most innocent and valued girl of both pack and school."

He slung his arm over my shoulder and I slapped his arm at his last sentence.

"You repulse me Ralphie, get me a bucket so I can puke you out of my system. I don't know how you get so many girls with those words of yours, they must be really desperate." I said, smirking a bit when he pouted at me.

Suddenly, he growled, and ran out the door onto the treachorous streets.

"Ralph! Ralph! " I cried in surprise. Was he crazy? Was he trying to get himself killed? Was there something in my cookies? Whatever, I thought, as I ran outside and up to Ralph.

"Mate! Smell! Rape!" He gasped as I ran up to him.

I pushed him over into the dewy grass, and gave him a 'duh' look.

"Maybe you could shift and be more useful, hmm?"

His mouth fell into an 'o' and he ran into the woods and shifted. I followed in his footsteps and we sprinted to the old wood cabin where a deliciously action packed hour awaited us.

Sorry if it sucks, I don't really have any real guidlines, and strangely, my intro chapters are always the fillers of a sort. Adriana Lima as Emmaline on the side. Plz comment, criticisms are VERY much welcome, and if you can, please read my other books and critisize! I'll try and upload soon, 

<3 Sandy