pillow is more r o a s t a b l e
professional kinkshamer, gay bimch, succ hole, top bitch liy, and juanlope the great are online
professional kinkshamer: hey pen black hole and i got kicked out of three walmarts like idiots
top bitch liy: k yall have two texts to explain yourselves
professional kinkshamer: the first two times were because i stole someone's shopping cart
professional kinkshamer: the third time was because i harassed a customer
juanlope the great: ok what the fuck
top bitch liy: pen your turn
gay bimch: i got kicked out because i yelled "DICK TASTES GOOD" all three times
juanlope the great: thats gay
gau bimch: ik
top bitch liy: black hole?
succ hole: i didnt get kicked out i just excused myself and went out as fast as i could
gay bimch: true story
top bitch liy: shut it pen you only had two texts
juanlope the great: you got one more text what are you gonna use it for
succ hole: penis
juanlope the great: thats also gay
top bitch liy: im gonna cry in the corner in disappointment
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juanlope the great, pink bro, pansexual cultist, loser, and balloony are online
pansexual cultist: alright who did it
loser: did what?
pansexual cultist: which one you fucks thought it was funny to signed me up jake paul texts
loser: what
balloony: i didnt do anything i swear i was busy hiding nickel from all the ice cream
pansexual cultist: give proof of your claim
<balloony Has Sent An Attachment>
loser: oh
juanlope the great: im proud
pansexual cultist: alright you dont be the one i stab with a ritual knife
loser: wait you were gonna stab one of us
pansexual cultist: idk maybe
juanlope the great: yes stab me i want die
pansexual cultist: wait no
pansexual cultist: none of you can die or i die
balloony: why the fuck did you say you were gonna stab someone if you dont want any of us to die
pansexual cultist: shut up i like to be edgy
pink bro: anyway it def wasnt me
juanlope the great: yes it was
pink bro: lies
juanlope the great: i have screenshots
pink bro: oh shit
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still friends⎮bfb groupchat au (continuation of "friends")
Random-Second Book to the BFB Groupchat au- (Thumbnail by @Object_Paradise) After weeks of actually going outside and doing things, they're all back in the groupchat. This time with a lot more in store than last time. This story includes..... -Gay ships ...
