naruto the broken heir

crimson fox

2 years later naruto 15) zero 26) tsunade 28) pevy sage 29)

"Hey zero you get any of those bounty's i told you to collect" naruto asked his sensei "hai had to get the one on kakuzu he really was tough but not enough to throw me into second gear also i took so long cause i ran into some girl she looked like that guy sasuke but she had 113 centimeters hey thats the size of your head" zero exclaimed the last part "wait if i put the dots together...AHHHHHH SASUKES A GIRL" naruto yelled "well that explained why h-she always blushed when i said to give me a quickey bit i dont know what it meant"he said "oh that means you have quick sex" zero said giving a perverted giggle and putting his ear on the otherside of the wall hearing the girls giggle and playing with each other. "listen zero can you umm tell the foxes to send sasuke a message" he asked his perverted sensei then he whispered the secret "oh i see young love you wanna peek and then we'll go get a bear you and me also sasuke but make sure she dont know its you zero said still peeking on the girls in the hot springs in the leaf but back to the story "so you up for it cause i plan to get shit faced old man" naruto said grinning as if he had been with his favorite celebrity all day "first we need to go and pick sasuke up then i get the bounty on kakashi then you get laid and i comeback for some uh 'birdwatching'" zero said getting out the hot springs *damn i need that info out of sasuke but i cant get by asking her*

2 hours later naruto and satsuke in an alley

Alright hurry i ne-naruto its you satsuke said bringing naruto in a hug while naruto took off the rest of his mask sasuke- naruto was interrupted by her "naruto my name is satsuke and i always been a girl" she said releasing him "oooh naruto look what we got here kakashi's head please just dont get pissed that i di-oh shes hear" zero said
pulling out the giant scroll from his back (hes dress like naruto when he first went against pain) writing a memory seal jutsu "MIND SPECIFIC MEMORY ERASE" zero yelled erasing the memory out of satsuke naruto whos that guy thats an...he said tryna think of what to call his sensei  and pulling his sword out assassin and im here for kakashi hatake and sasuke uchiha he asked pulling his summoning scroll and a fox appeared and and attacked naruto but he slashed at the summoning scroll and they poofed back to there forest and then zero placed a seal on the sword as fast as he possibly  can and then naruto tried slash  his sensei non lethal spot but couldnt move so zero used it to kick him "i know you your narutos sensei"she said to them as  if she was annoyed "wow we did that for nothing well im gonna going birdwatching titmouses to be exact oh yeah who wants to grab a bear or sake but im more of a hennesy person or a honey sake i dont but i not picking" "hennesy/sake" they said said glaring at each other "alright both it is go get a room while a buy ten of each LETS GET SHIT FACED zero yelled running for the his liquor

Mext time on broken heir

Naruto please just listen sasuke yelled/said i lo-hey guys less talking more drinking cause im not gonna drink all of it