Falling for the naked bad boy

CHAPTER 1

WARNING- CONTAIN A LOT OF SWEARING AND SEXUAL TALK THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE BOOK!!

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I am in history and I think if it was a competition, I would win for having the worst seat of the centuary. I am next sitting to the schools bad boy Craig stone. Even though pretty much every girl in our school would kill to be next to him there is a major downside. All around me are his motley crew of utter sexual, pig- like, douche bag friends. I think I am going to throw up if I have to hear about another girl that got laid or the fact that one of the guys used a bra to support himself while giving a girl anal **Shudders**.

"So Craig, How effective were the railways to the British economy in the 1800's?" Our teacher Mrs Forrest asks. She is an old teacher, probably late sixties. She always picks on Craig for the answer and he always gives her back chat which leads to him either getting detention or being excluded for a week. Its like a vicious circle really.

"I dont know, why dont you ask someone that actually gives a shit," He says harshly to her.

"CRAIG STONE! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" She screams, her facing turning slightly red.

"For gods sake woman, just cut the crap and give me detention already," He says, which makes Mrs Forrest go the colour of a tomato.

"Right! That is it! Go stand outside right now!" She yells, pointing to the door.

"Is that a code for sex?" Craig asks, everyone bursts out laughing.

"EXCUSE ME?! Craig, I have no choice but to call the principal now!" Mrs Forrest threatens.

"Oh my god, Mrs forrest! Are you saying I'm going to have a threesome with you and principal Smith?" He questions. This comment not only make everyone in the room cry with laughter but it makes Mrs Forrest turn an alarming shade of purple.

"Ha, you could give Mrs forrest some nasty anal," Comments one of Craigs henchmen, John Peck. His comment makes the whole of the motley crew go insane, calling out awful remarks about what Craig could do.

"My god I'm burning up just thinking about what I could do to you," Craig say with his low, husky voice but he adds a hint of sarcasm. All the same, he winks at our helpless teacher.

Just as Mrs Forrest is about to compleatly blow her roof off, but the bell rings, signalling that it is lunch time. Everyone gets up to leave and as I leave, Craig is right in front of me. A small breeze from an open window wafts Craigs strong colonge my way. Oh my good gawd he smells of oaks trees, I never knew trees could smell so god damn good before. Suddently a snotty sixteen year old cuts infront of him and is blocking the corridor with his large rucksack he has on his back.

"Get the FUCK out of the way you little shit," Craig yells, which makes the boy turn around and say "Make me jerk!" He soon regrets this decition however as he relises who he just said that to. Then Craig grabs the boys ankles and throws him off to the side. The boy lands on his butt and quivers in fear as he watches Craig storm past him.

Once in the canteen, I get my lunch and sit with my friends. Allow me to introduce them to you,

Katy is addicted to all things scottish. She moved from Scotland to America when she was twelve. We have been friends since she came here. Today she is wearing a Biffy clyro T-shirt (Biffy Clyro being a scottish rock band and her favorite band of all time). Katy is currently been going out with Josh Brandon for eight months now and she also currently got her tongue down his throat...how lovely.

Ellie is the girliest person you will ever meet. She wears so much pink it has actually put me off the colour. She is bubbily and fun and she is in a year long relationship with her boyfriend Mark.

And finally Beth. She is probably the person I am closest to. We have been friends since kindergarden and we share the same liking for pickles (I swear they are good). Her boyfriend Lewis is a little odd. By odd I mean he 'accidentally' set fire to someones school bag while he was smoking. Suffice to say I am scared to get on his bad side.

And then their is me. Alice. I have had no relationship with a boy and am not seeing any chance I ever will. This is the downside to 'waiting for Mr Right'

As my friends all chat away to each other I zone out and look over at Craig Stone. He has a slutty cheerleader practically giving him a free lap dance. I watch as the girl, I mean, slutty sex starved beast, pushes her body dangerously close to Craig and whispers in his ear. Any closer honey and your gonna be pregnant for sure. Craig laughs at whatever the girls says and then he signals her to leave with a quick smack on her butt. Ew.

Once I finally get through the long day of school I start to walk home. I go home on my own as none of my friends live that close to me. As I walk, I look up and see none other than Craig Stone beating the utter shit out of someone. I stand there, frozen, not knowing if I should step in or not.

As I watch Craig pummeling the poor victim I try to keep my distance. Then he stands up after sitting on the guys chest to punch his face then he spits on the guy and kicks him hard in the side for good measure. Then I realise how much trouble I am going to be in. He catches me watching and comes over to me at a fast pace, his eyes blazing. Once he is close I get ready for a tidal wave of verbal and possible physical abuse. But nothing happens. Instead he leans in and says,

"You saw nothing, got it?" I nod, shaking slightly and he then saunters past me as if nothing did happen at all.

I then go over to his bloody, bruised victim and help him up.

"Why did he beat you up?" I ask the stranger.

"My little brother called him a jerk" He tells me. Of course! The little boy that Craig threw in the corridor! His older brother then says thanks to me and he goes home.

Well, today has been interesting to say the least.

Once I am in my house Mom come rushing towards me with her arms outspread.

"Whats with the dramatics mom?" I ask her as she slings her arm around my shoulder.

"We're getting new neighbours look!" She exclaims, pointing out the window to the house next door that has a family unloading boxes.

"Aw how sweet! I take it you are dying to introduce yourself?" I ask my mom, who nods her head excitedly. We wait until we are sure that the new neighbours have settled down a bit and then we go over. I am not terribly excited like my mom is, I'm just quite nosy to see what the family is like.

Once we are at their door, mom knocks and we wait for an answer. Then the door swings open and my heart stops and I think my body is possibly going to spontaniously combust and then explode.

Standing by the door frame, TOPLESS, is Craig Stone.

HOLY. SHIT.

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Hey kittens!!! Hope you like my new book!!!! Dont worry, I will try not to make it too cliche. Besides, even if it is who cares? I dont know a single person who doesn't secretly or not secretly love a compleatly cliche book/film/movie!!!!

Yours truly and forever kitty :3