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Fury_Nick_J: It was yet another casual day for the Avengers chilling in their quarter. Banner and Stark in their labs doing science shit, Romanoff and the Maximoff's sparring in the gym, Barnes, Rogers and Wilson casually bantering about their boring day, the Odinson's bickering about who would be the wiser king, Rhodes sitting around doing nothing alongside with Y/LN.
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Y/N: Really Rhodey? With the War Machine...
WarMachineRocks345: Shut up. Go War Machine!!
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Y/N: Hi Steve thank god your name's not Captain America Rules 233 or something.
WarMachineRocks345: *Eye-roll*
Steve: Really Rhodey? War Machine?
Y/N: THANK YOU STEVE! Ha Rhodey!
WarMachineRocks345: Are you guys related or what not...
Y/N: Nope.
Steve: Yes.
Y/N: o_o
Steve: o_o
WarMachineRocks345: 0_0
WarMachineRocks345: What the fu--
Steve: Watch your language.
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JamesBuchanan"Bucky"Barnes: Yo bros dis tech is da dope!
WarMachineRocks345: ...
Y/N: ...
Steve: ...
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JamesBuchanan"Bucky"Barnes: Whaddup dog--
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Steve: Buck what are you... Wha?
Y/N: Bucky who taught you slang...
JamesBuchanan"Bucky"Barnes: I read it off of a digital article thing about... Something like popagoodaroo culture. Isn't this like, you know the way cool guys say stuff...
Steve: It... Is?
Y/N: Yeah Bucky just never, never EVER text like that again.
JamesBuchanan"Bucky"Barnes: Alright...
AuthorChan: Bucky change your long ass name for gods sakes you're giving me a hard time.
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Bucky: If you say so ;)
AuthorChan: Don't you wink wonk me playboy.
Loki: Don't use that term.
AuthorChan: ?
Steve: Where did Loki come from?!
Loki: Every time someone within the distance of ten meters radius as me says 'for gods sake', I feel a sensation as if I was kneed in the balls. Hard.
AuthorChan: I'm out. For gods sake :)
Loki: *Umph!*
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THOR: BROTHER HELP A BILGESNIPE HAS CAUGHT MY CROTCH!
Bucky: What the hell is a Bilgesnipe?
Loki: Who the hell is Bucky?
Bucky: Don't remind me.
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Y/N: LOKI! Ugh I'm gonna go check on Buck.
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Loki: ...
THOR: LOKI I THOUGHT EARTH DIDN'T HAVE BILGESNIPES!
Loki: For the love of the Titan Ymir, Thor calm your thunder arse its only the use of THE TERM.
THOR: OH NO THE TERM! MOTHERRRRRRR!!!!! NOT MISS STEPHANIE! LOKI SHE BACK! AGHHHH!
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Loki: *sigh* Odin's beard. Ok here we go mewling quims. Story time.
Loki: When Thor and I were younger, Thor was failing miserably at Groot. The language I mean. So father hired a tutor from another planet. She wasn't all that bad I would say, except for the fact that she uses THE TERM every ten seconds. I'm not even joking. She tutored Thor, and so because of the frequent use of THE TERM, Thor was afraid of her more than everything in the nine realms. Thus the reality of her being Thor's tutor for fifty years didn't help. In Thor's words, 'In the entirety of the fifteen hundred years I've been alive, those were my least favorite fifty years.' Adding on to the story, Thor had some hilariously embarrassing stories with Miss Stephanie. Once he started crying on the dinner table full of guests because he saw Miss Stephanie walk by. Here's some permanent blackmail mortals. Thank me later.
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TonyStark: FRIDAY show me what Loki was laughing about.
THE SYSTEM HAS ADDED A PICTURE
TonyStark: Oh boy. I have some blackmail for The God Of Sparkles. I won't forget to thank you later Goth Draco Malfoy.
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Avengers Chatroom Messages With Reader Insert
HumorJust a random fun book. What the Avengers do when they are not saving the world, and you, being a part of the Avengers now, will also be a part of their fights and jokes on a daily basis. (Oh dear I feel bad for you.) Sorry if this sucks ass, yeah.
