My Possessive Kidnapper

Chapter 6: "Jackie Chan's with man- vaginas"

Chapter 6: “Jackie Chan’s with man- vaginas”

Lexi’s P.O.V

                “Get up you piece of shit!” A voice yelled while smacking me hard on the leg. A sting pain stayed on my leg. That bitch five star me.

                “Shut up Mel,” I growled cuddling further into my pillow. When the hell did my pillow become so hard? Haha hard…

                “Who’s Mel?” A new voice asks. Huh, I swear I’ve heard that voice before.

                “Her little sister,” Another voice told him. Shit is I hearing things? I am not going to a loony institution, I’ve watched American Horror story. 

                “Alexis Lee Devine!” Another voice joined in.

                “God is that you?” I asked sitting up so fast I felt dizzy. Am I dying? Is this what it feels like? I thought my life was supposed to flash through my eye. This is bull poopy.   

                “Yes I am totally God,” A male voice answered statically. I rubbed my eyes trying to take the sleepiness away. I turned around to see Batman rolling his eyes as he glared at me. My eyes narrowed at him.

                “Do you even believe in god?” I retorted rudely. I crossed my arms. He’s such an anger bear. Personally I would never go camping in the woods with Batman. He might turn into a bear and if he does I’m more than likely his first target.

                “I don’t wear this cross necklace for fun do I?” He asked before climbing out of the van. Call me weird but even since I watched the Fast and Furious movies I find guys who wear cross necklaces like Dominic Toretto (A.K.A Vin Diesel) a total turn on. He’s just so hot!  I’d let him go all bear on me.

                “Lexi’s getting turned on,” Justin teased. I turned around and flipped him off. Haha take that you son of a dick!

                “Lexi put your figure down we are at Target,” Justin said while hitting my hand with force. I started to rub my hand and made a face at him before looking around at my setting. Yes we are at Target and it is fucking hot out.

                “Why is it so hot?” Ta complained. Julia and I nodded with her.

                “We’re in Florida!” Justin screamed, jumping up and down like a boy watching his first porn movie.

                “Why are you so happy?” Julia asked grumpily as she tried combing through her tangled hair with her fingers. 

                “Cause we get to see my parents,” He said still jumping up and down. All the boys started to make their way to the entrance with us girls following. “All of you girls get fifty dollar to buy shorts, shoes, tops, girl’s thing or whatever.”

                “Only fifty dollars?!” We all yelled. “Hundred.” We’re not cheap hoes. We’re a little on the expensive side. 

                “Fuck no!” Luke yelled his eye bulging out of there sockets. He looked like he was about to have a heart attack.

                “Well Batman told me money wasn’t a problem, so give us a hundred each,” I said, smirking, while looking Batman in the eyes the whole time. Batman kept eye contact with me the whole time while handing everyone one hundred bucks.