BNHA Chatfic

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Midoriya has added Mina to the conversation.

Midoriya: Okay, I think I've added everyone now!

Iida: Thank you very much Midoriya, it was difficult adding people when no one would give me their numbers.

Todoroki: That's because you made it seem like you were hitting on us

Iida: What?!

Bakugo: I told you to not fucking add me here

Midoriya: C'mon Kacchan...

Kirishima: Yeah Kacchan.

Bakugo: DON'T CALL ME KACCHAN

Bakugo: And fine I'll stay, but I'm turning your dumbass notifications off.

Kaminari: Awww Bakugo has a soft side after all

Kirishima: You have no idea

Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Midoriya: ...

Iida: ...

Midoriya: Anyway... Umm... We created a Class 1-A chatroom! Y'know, to talk...

Iida: Well said Midoriya!

Tokoyami: Then why are most of our classmates not present.

Todoroki: They're having a 'Girl's Day' out at the mall

Kaminari: I was gonna crash it, but Jirou threatened to put her earlobes somewhere I wouldn't want them to go...

Kirishima: I'd sooooo pay to see that

Bakugo: You'd pay to see where it goes?

Kirishima: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

Mina: KIRISHIMA WTF

Midoriya: Mina, what are you doing here?

Mina: I got bored of Jirou pulling me aside to talk about how amazing Momo was, so I ditched them

Kaminari: Dick move, man

Sero: You could've told them that you left, they might be looking for you right now, y'know.

Mina: SHIT. IMMA RUN BACK TO THE MALL RN BYE

Midoriya: Good luck Mina!

Bakugo: Record it when they roast yer ass, okay?

Mina: STFU GAY BOY

Bakugo: WHO TF YOU CALLING GAY BOY

Kirishima: I mean where the lie tho

Midoriya: ^

Todoroki: ^

Tokoyami: ^

Bakugo: You guys fucking suck

Todoroki: I mean so do you apparently-

Bakugo has left the conversation.

Todoroki: Rest in pieces Lord Explosion Murder

Kaminari: Damn Todoroki's salty today

Todoroki: My dad pissed me off again

Midoriya: Awh, what did he do?

Todoroki: He said that if I lost my virginity at school it could only be to Momo because her quirk would be 'suitable for a top hero child'

Midoriya:

Iida:

Tokoyami:

Kirishima:

Kaminari: