BNHA Chatfic

What Sector 7

Iida: Okay Class 1-A (and Shinsou)! School is about to start again, so get a good nights sleep for tomorrow!

Kaminari: Sleep? Who she?

Tokoyami: rt

Sero: rt

Shinsou: rt

Iida: Shinsou, I love you, but if you don't turn up to school tomorrow then we're not getting a cat.

Shinsou: wHaT

Kaminari: OOF SHINSOU BETTER LEARN

Shinsou: TENYA NO

Iida: TENYA YES!

Shinsou: Okay, fine, I'll come to school. But perhaps I'll accidentally forget my tie at home...

Iida: W-What?! Your tie is a major part of your school apparel! You just wear it?

Shinsou: And what if I don't? You gonna punish me for it, Tenya?

Kaminari: ...This is possibly the weirdest dirty talk I've ever seen, but... It somehow still works with you two.

Sero: big rt, if I told Denki here I 'forgot' my tie he'd probably reply with 'I forgot my clothes'.

Tokoyami: Okay but why is that true.

Todoroki: ...I'm questioning why I haven't left this chat yet.

Iida: Me also.

Shinsou: Goddammit Iida didn't say rt now I'm sad

Iida: rt

Shinsou: wait no-

Kaminari: Todoroki! How was Paris with the Broccoli eh?

Midoriya: Broccoli? Oh, me, haha nevermind-

Jirou: He's so innocent I-

Mina: Protect the innocent boi

Todoroki: Yeah, Paris was great. We went to a lot of places like the Eiffel Tower, and we ate cheese and stuff.

Sero: We don't care about the boring shit, we wanna know that spicy stuff.

Todoroki: Hm? Spicy stuff?

Kaminari: Yeah, y'know, the extra hot Nando's chicken burger spicy stuff.

Hagakure: ...Even I'm lost here.

Tokoyami: Hold on, I speak fluent gay... I think he's trying to say "did you two get it on in Paris"

Midoriya: Oh... Why am I not surprised...

Todoroki: Midoriya said for every baguette I buy him we can kiss for one minute.

Mina: ...What.

Hagakure: PFFT HAHAHAHAHA

Kaminari: And how many minutes did you kiss for?

Todoroki: ...Twenty.

Sero: TWENTY?! YOU BOUGHT HIM TWENTY BAGUETTES.

Midoriya: And four croissants!

Shoji: I... I don't even want to know what he exchanged the croissants for.

Asui: Kero... To change the subject... Did we have any homework?

Todoroki: ...

Kaminari: ...

Sero: ...

Momo: All of you are irresponsible smh

Jirou: ...

Momo: OMG NOT YOU JIROU YOU'RE A PERFECT SPECIMIN OF THIS EARTH IT'S OKAY I'LL HELP YOU FINISH IT.

Jirou: Aww, thanks! I'm running over to yours now, k?

Momo: Okay! <3

Kaminari: Great. Now we're all screwed.

Iida: You guys didn't do the homework?! What will sensei think?! He'll be disgraced!

Shinsou: ...You guys had homework?

Midoriya: You don't Shinsou?

Shinsou: Until I move up to the Hero Course, I don't think anyone gives two shits about me, so I don't get given any.

Iida: I care about you Shinsou! I can give you homework!

Shinsou: ...That's alright Iida.

Sero: Okay but these questions are busted. Like... 'What do you do first when you see someone strung upside down with wires' like??? That's so fucking random???

Kaminari: I know what I'd do if you were strung like that, Sero.

Sero: What do you- Ooooh.

Kaminari: ;)

Iida: I... I want to die after reading that.

Midoriya: ...Not that I'm not enjoying this conversation, but I've got to head out. All Might wanted to speak with me about something??? So good luck with your homework stuff guys!

Uruaka: Bye Deku! Now, about the homework, Aizawa said that it counts for 10% of our final grade so...

Kaminari: WHAT?! That's so much... I've answered one question...

Kaminari: Welp, that's enough. Time to play Wii Sports.

Sero: 1v1 me Wii Sports Boxing right now

Tokoyami: The true test of strength between real men

Kaminari: Fight me b i t c h

Asui: Kero... Guess those two are failing...

Todoroki: Well at least if they get kicked out we have more room for Shinsou

Kaminari: What?! We're not getting kicked out ;-;

Sero: Can they not kick Mineta out instead?

Sato: Wtf is a Mineta

Tokoyami: idk dude sounds like a prick though

Sero: I- Big agree though

Kaminari: Okay Sero I made you a Mii but it looks more like Aizawa with a wide mouth than it does like you---

Tokoyami: Isn't that just what Sero looks like

Todoroki: I mean... Where's the lie though

Sero: Invalid!!! I get s l e e p

Kaminari: Getting one hour of sleep after sending me a Ricardo meme at 4am doesn't count as sleep Sero

Sero: stfu

Shinsou: It does to me

Hagakure: I... Why am I not surprised though

Mina: Me tbh... Although I barely get any sleep either anymore because of the... 'noises' in Kirishima's room

Kirishima: Hey! I just... Stubbed my toe and... Bakugo uh... hit his head on the doorframe...

Iida: ...Seems legitamite!

Tokoyami: This is why this chat shouldn't exist

Uruaka: What were we even talking about again??

Todoroki: Wii Sports

Uruaka: Ah... Right

Koda: I'm banned from Wii Sports... I broke my TV playing bowling...

Mina: Same! omg irresponsible gang gang where u at

Iida: All of you are irresponsible...

Koda: ;-;

Iida: Wait no- I didn't mean to make you upset-

Tokoyami: IIDA YOU MONSTER

Iida: WAIT- NO PLEASE-

//guess who hasn't uploaded a new part to this in almost a year- meeee. sorry! i guess i kinda lost the will to li- i mean to finish this so... this isn't the longest but whatever. thanks guys!