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The diaries of the potato GREG Brown... Find out his adventures in his daily diary! CREDIT GOES TO partygirl something or other for creating Greg Brown!

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by KenmKenj

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by KenmKenj

                                    
                                              (A/N heh heh...whoops...I think there is a thing called updating...IDK!!! :D WELP HERE IT GOES! :D)
                          10-31-45
                          Dear Diary,

                                Today is Halloween. Everybody says its a good day. Except for me! I don't think its a good day because today was the day that Costco still didn't have any dogs! I mean seriously? Why doesn't Costco sell dogs? Dogs are cute. That would bring A LOT of customers to Costco! Don't you agree Diary? Well, oh! Look at that! The Mental Hospital is calling! Be right back!
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                                     Apparently, people are saying that I am dangerous to be around. MY MOMMY SAID THAT I WAS SPECIAL! You hear that people?! I'm special! That's right! Well back to the story. I decided that I was going to go buy some more bear. Bear is good. Bear tastes like chicken. Kronos Brown told me that. Then I went to The Dollar Tree and when I asked them for a tree for a dollar, they said they don't have any! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?! The Dollar Tree. D-O-L-L-A-R T-R-E-E. Not having a tree for sale! Hmph. I'm never going to go there again!