Scrolling through my IG on a Thursday morning, literally stalking my crush. Don't all girls do that?
Dave Will-back, I've had my fucking eyes on him for ages (sorry for the bad language I'd put an asterisk but man what's the need its still "fucking" i said)
So back to Dave. *inserts dreamy eyes*. I'm stalking him on Instagram then i like few pictures of him and my heart skips for a beat, do i seem desperate? Ughhh all these thoughts in my head. I mean he would like back or follow back... i was prettty decent in the looks. I was 6ft light skinned and beautiful as f..
I hear my name as my mum calls me down to get my food. I'd say for dinner but ugh we're nigerians we don't seat down for dinner. You take your food and go back to your room or something, lol..
I grumble a few things about her bugging me during my sections. Yes i call stalking my crush "sections" cause you seriously take your time to do that shit yunno.
My mum shouts something about me mumbling when she's talking lol ugh. Moms...
I walk down for food and i see my two junior brothers fighting over something. They're literally always fighting. What's it with boys and wrestling? I wonder whilst packing a mountain of food.
My elder sis walks in to get hers obviously pissed off I'm getting my food before her, she has this weird thing about being senior. Screw her tho..
I wait silently for her outburst and she says "why you choosing food before me?" And i totally ignore her. Like bitccccccchhhhhh if you was hungry you'd come get your food asap..
Then my iPhone lights up. "DavewillB liked your photo" OMG OMFG OMG. I'm literally screaminggggggg. My sisters staring at me like tf bih? I drop my food and run straight to my room ..
my iPhone lights up again "DavewillB followed you" this time around I'm literally dead cause lol. Well yunno what it feels like. I open my IG page and then there's a text from him. Like bihhhh i just arose from death and dieed again.
He says "hey". Then he sends me a really funny video. OKAYYYYYYY WAYY TO SLIDE IN FUTURE BABY DADDY
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The Reason I Hate Love
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