Wait, the States?

Prologue

Hello! Some things to settle:

A. I DON'T OWN THE NATIONS OF HETALIA!!!

B. I can't do the accents and such, I will try, but... well.

Enjoy!

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World Meeting, New York City, NY.  America's Point of View.

It was a normal meeting. England and France were fighting, Italy was talking about Pasta, Greece was sleeping, Germany wasn't getting anything done, and the Hero? I was texting New York.

NY: After the meeting, can we get Hot Dogs and a Cheesecake* since you are already here?

Me: What about Mickey Ds? I know you "love" it there!

NY: Last time I was there I threw up.

Me: And what a shame that was. 

NY: Is the meeting almost over?

Me: Yeah, China just finished his presentation. That means it's 3/4 done.

NY: Great, we are going to Feltman's* on 80 Saint Mark's PL. Meet us there afterwards. 

NY: AK and HI* have ran ahead. They can't wait to see you. Time left?

Me: 15-20 minutes at the most. I love you, York.

NY: OMG! Alaska and Hawai'i aren't by the restaurant! Wisconsin, Mississippi, and Texas are looking for them, California and Florida are looking for an Officer to report them to, and the rest of us are waiting for you! 

Me: WHO LET THEM RUN AHEAD?!?! OMG, I AM SO MAD, DELAWARE HAS TO LEARN TO PAY BETTER ATTENTION! SHE'S THE BABYSITTER, Wait, Texas is looking for them? She has a BIG temper, maybe send Georgia!

NY: Texas took off running...

Me: Great, 5 States missing. I'm worried.

NY: I think they are fine. Alaska knows how to gut a fish, Hawai'i has fire juggling, and Texas sure can shoot a gun! Plus, we told them where to meet at.

Me: It's my turn to "present." Time to "be a hero!"

NY: Why do you do that? 

Me: U know, Sry, have 2 go now. C U l8r.*

Delivered, 4:17

I walked onto stage, smiled, took a quick breath, and said-

"Is this an INTELLIGENT idea for once?" Wait, that wasn't me. I looked around the room, seeing all the faces. I suddenly got nervous, but I didn't show it.

"HAHAHAHA! ANYWAYS, MY IDEA TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING IS: WE SHOULD BUILD A GIANT FRIDGE TO COOL THE ATMOSPHERE DOWN AGAIN, AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, WHICH IT SHOULD, BECAUSE I'M THE HERO, WE SHOULD BUILD AN AWESOME COLONY ON MARS AND BLOW UP THE EARTH!", THAT, was me. And, for the record, I don't believe ANY of that would have worked. Back to the story:

"SIT DOWN, AMERICA!", Germany yelled. I obeyed.

"IS THIS WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH MY MONEY, ARU?", China screamed.

That made everyone start yelling.

No one noticed two children opening the door to the meeting room, finding me from my loud speech.

Well, that was, until a 5 year-old girl started crying. 

"OHONHONHONHONHON, What sexy lady is cryin- wait, who brought a bébé?*", France asked uncertainty.

THAT certainly got everyone's attention.

"GET THE CHILDREN OUT!", Germany yelled.

"But siw, we awe just lookin fow Makuakāne!*", Hawai'i whined.

When I heard my little Hawai'ian's voice, I slid down into my seat. Because I'm not as stupid as they think, and I knew I was in trouble.

"I'm sorry about my sister, we are looking for our father. Have you seen him? His name is Alfred.

Alfred. Jones.", Alaska said.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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*Hot dogs and Cheesecake is apparently very popular in NY.

*An actual Hot Dog place. Which means I actually don't own it.

*AK is an abbreviation for Alaska, and HI is an abbreviation for Hawai'i.

*Translation: You know. Sorry, I have to go now. See you later.

*French for baby.

*Translation: But sir, we are just looking for daddy! (Translation from Hawai'ian and baby talk)

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Thank you for reading, I appreciate it so much! But, I can be annoying, so Alaska will end this chapter!

*Rustling in the background*

Alaska: *Reads off script* Thanks. For. Reading. We. Love. To. Hear. Your. Comments. 

Delaware: Be yourself, idiot. You don't need a script.

America: *Muffled* Del, stop calling the other states idiots. It hurts.

Alaska: You are right, Del. I just want to say, hello readers! Come visit Ketchikan, The Salmon Capital Of The World!

Delaware: I didn't mean promote your stupid Salmon thing.

America: Betty Rodgers Jones, I swear! (Delaware's human name)

Me again! Um, yeah. I regret promising every State I'd give them time to say something. And, by the way, Delaware, this counts as yours, too!

Delaware: Okay! Hey, readers! Check out the SatW website! It's kind of like a parody to Hetalia, but according to how the Scandinavians view the Countries! Also, I'M ON THERE! Look for Delawhere! That's my username! Anyways, the author and I don't own SatW, either!

Me: I'm also on SatW as ClaraLovesSATW2! Just saying!

I DON'T OWN SATW!!!

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