Naruto The Ultimate Soldier.

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Disclaimer : I do not encourage kids to do drugs are bad if you are addicted to them. 
Don't do them if you don't know what you are dealing with.

"THE SAME STUFF YOU KNOW"

-START-

Naruto had come 'home' more like a ruin but whatever he had a roof to sleep under. 
Pulled out a cigarette from his pack (Cigarettes have a calming effect well it's the nicotine
I felt it firsthand) 

'You know a good alternative for Cigarettes is Marihuana It's healthier...'

'I know but where would i get Marihuana. I smoke because i want to feel calm not to be a badass besides nobody knows about me smoking yet.'

'Until you graduate you must keep low with this. Your Father had grown Marihuana plants in the Forest of Death because Marihuana supports Brain Cells growth and your father knew that which is why he was so smart.'

'Do you know exactly where the location of these plants is?'

'Pff Of Course i know it was there that your Mother got High and that is also the reason why you are here.'

'.....'

Naruto prepared a cup of ramen silently ate it and then left his apartment and went straight to the forest of death.

-FOREST OF DEATH-

Surely getting into the FoD ( Forest of Death ) was easy... Getting past the shinobi in it was harder than he thought 

'You are a Genin level shinobi if you were at least a chuunin this would be much easier but this is Pathetic.' 

'Oh shut up you damn fox I don't see you sneaking with your giant orange ass'

Near Naruto was a certain purple haired female 

'What's he doing here?'

-A few moments later-

'Kid i think you should escape and now.'

'Wait why?'

'A Kunoichi noticed you and is watching you for a while already just get outside this forest'

'Alright which way?'

'Just go straight but pick up the pace'

-5 Minutes later-

'They were on an Entirely different level Kurama i want this kind of Power.'

'Relax we are just getting to that. This training will be physical torture that only Gai could put you through but the effects of this Training are monstrous.'

'Who's Gai?'

'Oh. Just one guy i'm sure you'll meet him'

Naruto was finally home in his bed thinking about the training he would be put through 

'Kurama is there a way for me not to go to the Academy and instead train on my own?'

'Of course there is but what they teach you in the Academy is really Important.You can use clones'

'But i don't know any Jutsu'

'Just put your fingers in a cross sign and try it until you see images of yourself appear'

-An Hour Later-

'Kurama i got it I GOT IT!'

'Yes yes i know now go sleep brat.'