(Lol, this is my first time writing a 'good' story, so beware, I have horrible writing skills XD. Also, the chapter name was chosen by my step sister. Anyway, enjoy chapter one!)
It was a normal day. Dr. Phil was in a hurry to meet his favorite singer, Mexican Shrek. He had two tickets for Mexican Shrek's concert, but had no one to bring. So, he called Steve Harvey
"Hello?" Steve Harvey said.
"Hi. I got a question. Want to come to Mexican Shrek's concert with me tonight?" He asked.
"OMG YES I LOVE ME SOME MEXICAN SHREK!" Steve Harvey said. He is a total fan girl for Mexican Shrek.
"Okay, come to my place at 7PM. Got it?" Dr. Phil said.
"Yes! Will do!" Steve Harvey said, hanging up the phone.
Dr. Phil smiled. He and Steve Harvey are going to Mexican Shrek's concert! Anyway, Dr. Phil had to get ready. So, he changed into his favorite t-shirt of Mexican Shrek. It had the words 'My Swamp, get ya own.' and waited for Steve Harvey to arrive.
At about 6:30, there was a knock on Dr. Phil's door. Dr. Phil walked over to the door, and opened it. Steve Harvey was there, wearing a t-shirt that said 'me swamp REEEE' on it. "Hello, Steve." He said "You excited for the concert?" he asked Steve Harvey. "Yes! Excited as I'll ever be!" He responded.
"Okay, we'll be there in about....one second." Dr. Phil said, using his 'bald powers' to teleport them to the concert "OH YEAH THANKS DADDY!" Steve Harvey yelled "I mean....uh...". "Oh, I am your daddy." Dr. Phil said, winking.
Mexican Shrek then arrived. "OMG YES! I LOVE HIM!" Steve Harvey screamed, making everyone's ears bleed.
A security guard came over to Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey "Out." he said. "What do you mean?" Steve Harvey asked, starting to cri. "NO! WE ARE NOT LEAVING! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Dr. Phil screamed, punching the poor security guard in the face.
"OKAY YOU CAN STAY! DON'T HURT MEH DADDY PLEASE!" The security guard screamed, who was named Bob. "Good. Don't you forget that." Dr. Phil said. "Thank you, daddy." Steve Harvey whispered. "You're welcome." Dr. Phil whispered back.
(End of chapter one. I'm very sorry for making this.)
