Chapter 3: oi

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Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey had just arrived at a dumbass teachers house. Of course, they thought it was Mexican Shrek's house. Turns out, Bob the security guard was also there. "OH SHIT IT'S YOU!" Bob screamed, covering his face "DON'T PUNCH ME AGAIN! PLEASE!"  he then ran away. "Weird..." Dr. Phil stated, looking at Steve Harvey "Yeah..." he responded "Anyway, time to go inside the house!" Steve Harvey exclaimed, walking up to the door and slowly opening it. 

The teacher was sitting on a chair, reading a newspaper. They didn't notice Steve Harvey standing at their doorway. "It's a teacher!" He whispered to Dr. Phil in an excited tone. "Um....yay?" Dr. Phil said, in a confused and slightly questioning tone "Seems like a huge dumbass, Steve...." He added. 

"That's what makes it better! Dumbass teacher are the BEST teachers!" Steve Harvey pointed out. "I guess you're right..." Dr. Phil said, nodding. 

The dumbass, and apparently deaf-ass teacher, didn't hear the conversation Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey were having, so, being the dumbasses they are, they both walked in the house, and Steve Harvey, being the nice boi he is, closed the door. This caused the teacher to jump up from the chair they were sitting at, and they dropped the newspaper. 

"OI! WHO ARE YOU!?" The teacher screamed at them. "I'm Steve Harvey, and this is my boyfr- I MEAN....friend, Dr. Phil." Steve Harvey laughed nervously. "What'd you say abou-" Dr. Phil stared to say, before being cut off "NOTHING!" Steve Harvey screamed, blushing a  l o t.  "Mkay then.." Dr. Phil said, not at all convinced.

"OI! SHUT UP WEIRD BLACK MAN!" They screamed. "Wow that's racist..." Dr. Phil commented. "Agreed." Steve Harvey nodded. "Well, Imma just fuck this guy up-" Dr. Phil said, as he punched the teacher "OI! WHAT THE FUCK!??!" The teacher screamed, seemly in pain and shock. "LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" Dr. Phil shouted to Steve Harvey, running out the door, and Steve Harvey following.

(I'm sorry for not updating this for a longggg time. Just family stuff and school uwu)


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