"Michael Mell was gay as hell to the point he fell... when Jeremy said he was Bi."
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Michael looked at Rich. Was he serious? Why would he want to know about his stupid problems? Why would he care about his stupid problems? Why would anyone ca–
"Woah, woah, Michael! I am serious about it. I care about your problems, you're important to me... no homo. But seriously, Michael, you're so important to me and so much to the others. They really care about you. In freshman year you were the only one who noticed me and liked my personality before the SQUIP. You also convinced me to come out to the rest as Bi and.... you know. I want to help you Michael. You've helped me before, and now, I wanna repay you." He said, looking at Michael with such sympathy.
Michael blinked. Did he say that out loud? Well, obviously. He smiled slightly before shifting closer to Rich.
"Rich, before I start this, thank you. Well, my problem started when—
It was one normal day for Michael. He had his headphones plugged into his phone and it was blasting Marley. Michael groaned. He was kinda getting tired of Bob Marley. It was great, yeah, but he wondered what other music is out there. He went onto the deep part of the internet and searched up what was trending.
"What the...." he started, looking at this song called Deepthroat. He hesitantly clicked on the song and started to listen.
-Small time skip brought to you by, Sincerely Me but they're high.-
"I'm runnin' with the LGBT." He sang, searching for more songs by the person who made Deepthroat, liking the songs she made.
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The next day Michael had a new playlist. He was walking over to Jeremy's locker, but then suddenly, that deepthroat song came on. Michael laughed quietly, tapping on Jeremy's shoulder. Jeremy turned around and smiled.
"Hey, Micha." He said, looking at his best friend slightly dance around.
"Ah, hey Jere!" He said, slightly shouting.
"... You've never acted this way with Marley, dude. What are you listening to?"
"... Cupcaaakkkkkeeee...?"
"Let me listen to it."
Michael shrugged, nodding. He took off his headphones and handed them to Jeremy. Jeremy put them on and instantly blushed.
"M-Michael! This sounds like a p-porn kinda somg!" He yelled, causing Michael to laugh.
"I like it though, it's kinda funny. "I'm gonna write my name on this dick, but I don't need a pen or a pencil, I'm gonna do it with my body.""
"M-Michael, this sounds like the start of a porno between us!" He squeaked, covering his crotch area for some... reason.
"Oh hun it is. Fuck me. Mooooaaannnnn." He said between laughs, obviously joking. Jeremy squealed, pushing Michael, causing him to laugh some more.
"Holy shit..." Maddeline muttered, taking her phone out and texting this new "true information" to all the people she knew.
Maddeline: HOLY SHIT GUYS ANSWER ME WOAH, NEW GOSSIP ABOUT A KID WITH HEADPHONES AND GLASSSES!!!!!😫😫😫🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏👏
Brooke: WHAT???? TELL ME SO I CAN INFORM CHLOE!!!
Maddeline: THIS KID WITH HEADPHONES AND THIS KID THAT HAS BOYF ON HIS BACKPACK ARE GONNA FUCK AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
Brooke: Oh... uh... wait... I don't think that's true.
Maddeline: BUT I HEARD IT!😰😰😰😰 BROOKE! BELIEVE ME!
Brooke: I don't believe it, Madd. These people you're talking about are my friends. I know that Michael and Jeremy would never do that. They're insecure about that. Plus, Jeremy and Michael aren't even a thing.
Brooke: +Jeremy had even recently broke up with Christine and I don't think he would be dating someone after a breakup.
Maddeline:... Fine.
But she didn't listen. She posted it on twitter, tumblr, snapchat, Instagram, and even facebook.
"A simple joke could lead to this d-dumb shit and it's all my f-fault." Michael finished, his voice cracking and his eyes pooling with tears. He hated thinking about something being revolved around him. Especially gossip.
Jeremy slung an arm around Michael, pulling him close to himself.
"Shh, it wasn't your fault. It was that slut Maddeline. You were obviously joking but she just had to be a bitch about it. She's just an attention whore" Jeremy growled. He had a tendency to use this type of language when people talked trash. He also had a tendency to be really defensive.
Rich stared at Michael, surprised. One, he never expected Porn to be in the story. Two, he never thought that Brooke would step in. And three, he was just genuinely surprised that Maddeline would talk about Michael. Rich inched his hand to Michael's, rubbing it in a reassuring way.
"It'll be okay, Mikey. The rumour will pass by eventually when a new one comes. You know high school, some people are that thirsty enough to make a lie about someone to see their life crumble." He said, smiling slightly as he gained an idea. If he were to convince Chloe, Jenna, and Brooke to gossip about him, maybe this'll all go away. If him setting a fire made the pool rumour leave, then he could definitely make this rumour fade away. What if he– oh my– that would be perfect.
Now he just had to make it happen.
Word Count: 985
Notes:
What's Rich gonna do? Will Expensive Headphones tower over Boyf Riends/Reinds? Find out in the next episode of *Michael Mell is Kinky as Hell. Haha, sorry. But on a slightly important note (?) my wifi has been crap, and guess what, I can't open my books to view it or reply to comments so that really, really sucks. Okay, that's it,
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