S-ranked secret:I'm pregnant

Your pregnant

Next day Naruto applied at ANBU and asks permission to live on base. When permission was granted he rented his house out. It was a gift from the Sandaime, therefore his to do as he wishes. For four months everyone asked the Godaime where Naruto was but no one knew. At the wedding of Iruka and Kakashi they saw him briefly in the back with a fake smile on his face. He was congratulating them when three ANBU appeared behind Naruto under genjutsu so that only Naruto can see them and hear them and they him. If anyone looked at him, he looked still smiling looking at the couple and the people around them.

"Taicho, mission."

"Understood, meeting in five at the Godaime's office, dismissed."

After they left he took the genjutsu off and turned to Iruka.

"Sorry, nii-san, duty calls. We won't see much of each other but I'll write to you when I can."

With that he Shunshin to Tsunade's office where they were briefed that some of their S-rank missing-nin were seen in an allied country making some trouble, they were to depart right away and eliminate the problem and make sure peace between them and the allied village is still intact.

And so it went for four months mission after mission until Naruto started to feel sick each morning. Knowing he has to get it checked but traumatize of doctors and nurses from his childhood he never trust his health to anyone in the hospital so he went to Tsunade in his regular clothes, which also change four months ago, from his black and orange now it is fully black, for the first time in four months since he put on his mask he is seen in his regular clothes. So much people didn't recognize him, which was fine with him. He arrived at the door of the Hokage, knocked and waited for permission to enter. Another thing that had changed, he does not barge in anymore. Tsunade looks up from her paperwork and was surprise to see him there and in his regular clothes no less. Since she was curious she decided to start the conversation.

"Naruto, how can I help you?"

"Baa-Chan, I need you to give me a check-up I am waking every morning sick."

Tsunade raised an eyebrow but did not comment. After a while she sighed and said

"Fine, lie down on the cough and let's get you checked up."

The light green chakra covered hand ran lightly above his stomach when Tsunade jump up as if she was bitten.

"What's wrong, Baa-Chan?"

"Naru, when was the last time you had sex?"

She asked as if she is scared to find out the answer.

"Before I sign up to ANBU, why?"

Again she sighed and puts a hand on her now aching head.

"Well, Naru, I don't know how to tell you this but your pregnant."

Naruto's expression was one of horror. He pass a hand in his hair and looked out of the window waiting for the news to sink in and when it did he could only let out a one reaction.

"WELL, FUCK"