Aho no Sakata x Uratanuki (boy x boy)

cat cafe

"Ura-san come let's play together~ It's boring playing Mario Kart all by yourself you know!! I wanna beat you at least once! " Loud whining can be heard from a certain red haired male, who was lying flat on his stomach. In which if you are interested, yes, he has been whining like that for the past few hours. Nonstop.

Already at his limit, the brunet 'whined' back, "For the last time Sakata I can't! I have to finish this power-point by Monday which for your information is TOMORROW!!! It's supposed to be a group project but not even a soul is helping me out!"

"Well you can't blame me for not helping! You refused my help every time I offer it!!" Sakata defended himself immediately.  Sakata genuinely meant it when he said he wanted to help. I mean who wouldn't help out their boyfriend when he looks like he's on the verge of turning bald with the number of times he had pulled his hair in a minute?

"I never blamed you. And besides I just don't want you overworking yourself." Urata eyed the plaster on Sakata's arms. "You know with your arm broken like that. And you literally just recovered from your cold yesterday..." 

Realizing he voiced out his worries that he intended to keep hidden, Urata quickly thought of excuses to cover up. Because that red headed idiot must never know or he'll get all cocky again. "What I meant was I don't want you to move your arm too much because...I am planning to break it again when it heals...?" And that came out lot weaker than Urata expected. Great he just created a chance for Sakata to-

"Ura-san is worried about me~? Well it's not unexplainable, I mean I AM too handsome to resist after all. It was about time you fall for my charms. " Sakata said nodding to himself. And this was exactly what Urata wanted to avoid in the beginning. Not that he will ever admit Sakata isn't wrong at all.

Expecting similar replies from the male, Urata rolled his eyes, 'On second thought, how about I help you add plaster for your other arm as well?" He said as he switched his focus back to his work.

"Stop being a tsundere and admit you love me Ura-san!" pouted Sakata.

"Oi! Who are you calling tsundere? And shut up I don't love idiots."

"Yet you're dating me Ura-san? Hmm~ Tsunderes are such weird creatures."

Urata put down his pen, he turned around and scowled at Sakata," I'm gonna punch your face."

"Uwaah that's so scary Ura-san!! But can you even reach my face?" Sakata smirked while faking being scared. He just loves teasing Urata. Not too often though, he still treasure his beautiful life. 

"Do me a favor please. Before I actually plan to murder."

"Anything for you Uratan~♡"

"Your intonation is disgusting Sakata. And please shut up."

"Shut up huh? How about no." He teased again, this time putting on his troll face. 

Urata couldn't stifle his giggle, Sakata's troll face had always been epic. A face that has never failed to make Urata laugh. I mean have you even seen that man? He's literally the perfect meme material. He was about to speak but Sakata beat him to it. 

"But instead I can offer to buy you a pair of shoes with really high heels so I can kiss you without bending."

"You really want to go and see Satan don't you?!" Urata said, standing up from his chair walking towards the kitchen. 

"But aren't you sata— AHHH!! URATA SANNN IM SORRYY YOURE TALL YOURE VERY TALL!!!" Angry tanukis are scary, never anger them unless necessary. And yeah I know Sakata just got Urata all riled up for his entertainment, but please just ignore it. I repeat. Angry tanukis are scary okay?