the remake ( it preferences)

do your parents like them

richie: kinda
sometimes he takes jokes too far
they think he's pretty funny
they know he's so sweet to you
they like him most of the time

mike: tHey love him!
literally treat him better than you
they want to adopt him
are always asking when he's coming over
they make the BEST dinners when they know he'll be over

bill: yes
your parents are friends
they always have his parents over for dinner
they trust him so they let him come over all the time even when ur home alone

bev: your parents don't know
it's the 80's
almost everyone was homophobic
you didn't want to tell them

ben: THEY SHIP YOU SO HARD OML
they literally have a ship name for you both
they are planning your wedding
"we better get grandkids."
they wouldn't be mad if you two ran away together tbh

stan: no
they caught him sneaking into your room one night
ever since then they hate him
lowkey they think he's tryna get u pregnant

eddie: they think he's kinda weird
they're weirded out by his germ obsession
they overall like him but are just kinda freaked out by his habits lmfao
they think y'all are cute af