TentaMedic X Sniper fanfic

Questioning....

Soldier noticed that Medic was a tenta and was very skeptical. So he went to the other mercs to try and prove his point.
"I'M NOT LYING YOU WEASELS!" He yelled.
The other mercs looked at each other and shrugged.
"UGH!" Soldier walked away angry at his jerk friends, he would catch Medic and he will show the others that they were wrong and he was right.

In Sniper's room, The two were sleeping together in the bed. Soldier quietly opened the door and gently picked up Medic and left the room. As soon as he left with Medic, he opened the doors to the rec room and tossed Medic on the floor
"ACK-" yelped Medic as he hit the floor.
The American walked up to Medic,
"Hey there, Nazi. I know your secret."
"Vhat secret, Dummkopf?"
"That you're a tenta, and I will not tell em unless-"
"Unless vhat?!
" Unless... You let me call you Nazi till the day you kick the bucket."
"Okay fine...."
Soldier had a water cup in his hand and purposely spilled it on Medic, "Whoops...."
Immediately, Medic's tentacles came in and Soldier took a photo of Medic's startled face.
"Oh nein..."
"FINALLY! MY PROOF!"
"Herr Soldier, please.. Don't do it!"
He runs out waving the photo and he shows it to them
"Huh.. That Medic was hiding something from us..." Muttered the Texan
"Dat lad is probably screwed..." Demo grimaced.
Medic ran over there,
"Vait! Soldier! Stop!"
Everyone stared at Medic in fear.
"......."
"You're screwed, maggot."
Medic's face turned white and he fainted.
Sniper ran in and picked him up,
"Soldier, you blogan... You're dead.."
Then he revealed to them that he was a vampire..
Everyone stood paralyzed. They were now in big trouble.
Sniper licked his fangs and stared at all of them,
"Who first?"