But what if you and Niall's newborn starting crying through the night, and you go to get him and he wraps his arms around your waist and murmurs
"Shh princess I got him" and Niall goes into the nursery and you hear him yell,
"FOR GOD SAKES CONNOR I CANNOT GET TIRDY SHEVEN MINUTES OF SLEEP CAN'T YOU JUST EAT SOME CHICKEN AND SHUT UP!!!"