"Elliot gets hard" an Elliot x Hard wood floor.

Chapter 1: A hard wood journey.

Elliot found himself worried, could he escape these feelings for any longer? His constant binging of Sonic x could no longer silence the urges. He could go faster faster no longer. How could he? The theme song was just like shitting for him. Sabrina stood in the the doorway staring at Elliot. "Elliot what the hell are you doing? You've been blasting the sonic x theme for 5 fucking hours!" Sabrina screamed at him. "Oh sorry... I'm just trying to get my head straight... I have a headache..." Elliot mumbled to Sabrina. "Well your giving a headache listening to Sonic x!" Sabrina yelled as she walked away. Elliot was grabbing his headphones when he realized a puddle on the hardwood floor that was made up of his saliva. He realized he was drooling. The hard wood floor, was ruined. Elliot quickly shot up from his office chair. He looked at his surroundings searching... "Shit!" Elliot screamed as Sabrina looked back confused. "Elliot what the fuck are you doing? You look like your lost. Which makes no sense cause you live here." Sabrina questioned Elliot as he rummaged around in his room. He rummaged through every last rummage place he knew. He slowly realized the issue. "PAPER TOWELS! WE DONT HAVE PAPER TOWELS!" Elliot screeched like the jumpscare he is. Sabrina stared perplexingly at Elliot. "I could go get some from the kitchen if you want?" Sabrina offered. But Elliot barely heard her as he ran down the hall, panting like a dog the whole way. "What if it hardens?!" Elliot thought. He was so worried for the hard wood floor that he forgot how saliva worked.
He ran so fast into the kitchen that he missed it and fell out the window. Thankfully Elliot fell down into some bushes. As he slowly got up he winced in pain. For he had realized that he had several shards of glass sticking out of him. But this wouldn't stop him, he had to save his hardwood flooring. He walked towards the front door. As he walked towards that door more determined then he had ever been. He lifted his leg and rammed it into the door. Elliot screamed in pain as he had made no progress in opening the door, he then simply decided just to knock on the door... to make sure he didn't break his leg. As he knocked on the door he wondered if he was too late to save his hard wood flooring, he prayed this nightmare not to be true. After waiting around a minute Sabrina opened the door with a roll of paper towel in her hand. "Hey how did- Holy shit what happened to you?! Your covered in glass! We need to take you to the emergency room!" Sabrina screamed as she worried for Elliot. "I'm fine." Elliot said as he walked past Sabrina grabbing the paper towels. Sabrina grabbed the paper towels. "Seriously you need to get stitches your bleeding!" Sabrina worryingly told Elliot. "Sabrina I'm fine, the cuts aren't deep so they'll heal. Look!" Elliot chuckled as he shook his whole body causing all the glass to fall off. "Okay well at least let me get you some bandaids." Sabrina said as she went to the band-aid room. Elliot waited until Sabrina left and then continued his mission. He had retrieved the paper towels and headed for his office. He began walking. But as he kept going his walk became a jog, then a run, then a sprint. Elliot was sprinting down the hall to his office, he would save his love. He sprinted faster and faster. The room seemed to get farther and farther. He began to get faster. It was almost in reach. He then ran straight into the office and slipped on the saliva. As his head banged on the floor he felt all the memories of him and the floor come back to him. Walking on the floor, laying on the floor, and just now slipping on the floor. He finally realized something, how much he loved that hardwood floor. His eyes began to get heavier and heavier. He could feel an urge to sleep. He felt such comfort. The floor was so warm and just soft enough to be comforting. But he had to fight it for the time being. He lifted his hand as it seem to be as heavy as an anvil. But he found the strength to fight through it. He lifted his hand, with paper towel in hand. And wiped away the spit. He had succeeded in his mission and saved the hardwood flooring. But right as he laid content he slowly realized something. "Wait a minute... Saliva doesn't harden... MotherFucke-" Elliot mumbled as he fell unconscious on his hard wood flooring. Sabrina walked into the office only to see Elliot unconscious, bloody, holding a paper towel, and lying on the cold hard ground. She could only mutter 3 words... "What the Fuck?"

A/N:
I'm sorry Elliot and Sabrina. I did it for the meme.