Batman has a daughter?

Weird Happenings

recap:

"it's a great solution and it will work," Conner said, and then he looked at me with a worried look on his face, "but we still have to tell the others about us getting married."

"they are all at dinner, so let's go tell them now." I told Conner as I grabbed his hand and yanked him to his feet before pulling him towards the kitchen, but before we got there Conner yanked me into another room, that was empty except for Batman, who was standing at a table looking at some papers.

"let's start with your father." Conner said, and then we both took a deep breath and walked towards my father.

MEANWHILE.

Match's POV

"look at him, the little brat actually seems happy" Luther said as he and I watched a video of that little b**ch excepting Conner's marriage proposal, "maybe we should do something to mess with his happiness, and to inform him that I haven't forgotten him."

"I agree father," I told him, "and I know just the way to destroy his happiness."

my name is 'Match' or that is what I'm called. I'm another one of Luther's attempts at cloning superman, and I look exactly like Conner. when I was first created I couldn't talk, I couldn't think, and the only thing I cared about was destroying Superman, and anyone that bears his symbol. that was a year ago, in the past year Luther has been running experiments on me to try to make me more intelligent, and he has succeeded, I can now talk, think and act on my own.

I call Luther 'father' because since Conner won't except Luther as his father, I have. Luther and I spend a-lot of time together and although we arn't as close as father and son, we have decided that we are so much alike that we could actually be family, and so we have decided to be father and son.

both of us hate superman, and superboy, we both wat to destroy the justice league, we both want a world without superheroes. and we both we the power we could gain if we worked together as a family. and so that is why I call him father.

"how?" dad asked me, he looked pleased that I had come up with a way to ruin Conner's happiness.

"we simply take the object of his happiness," I told dad, then I turned to him and smiled, "we take his new bride."

my father and I laughed as we thought of the pain it would cause Conner to lose the woman he loves, and then I thought of something that had me a little worried.

"but what will we do with her when we get her?" I asked my father, and he stopped laughing, we both thought about the problem for a while, and I finally had an Idea. "we can send her to an alternate dimension."

"I love it, we can send her to a world where there is no chance of her ever getting back to our own." dad said as he smiled, then he went over to a machine that had been sitting in a corner for the past year, unused. "we can use the clock-master's machine, and then destroy it as soon as she's through."

my father and I laughed together and then started to discuss how we were going to get the girl away from Conner, we finally decided on a plan that was just so simple we couldn't believe we had't thought of it before.

Conner's POV

everything was happening so fast, Ann agreeing to marry me, the library, just everything. but I don't care, because Ann and I are going to get married and be together forever.

Ann and I are currently walking towards her father, we were going to tell him about our engagement and we are both worried, but it had to be done and we both agreed that it was better to tell him before anyone else. as we got closer to him Batman turned and looked at us, and I could tell by the look in his eyes that he knew something was up, when we were right in-front of him he nodded his head at me and then poled Ann into his arms for a hug, she hugged him back, and I could easily see the love they shared.