To Jumin:
Me: Hey Jumin, I have a question for you. I need you to be 100% serious and honest with me.
Jumin Han: Uh, sure, Gen! What is it?
Me: What's your sexuality
Jumin Han: ....
Jumin Han: I'm straight, of course.
Me: Awwwww, you aren't at least bisexual, pansexual, omnisexual, polysexual, or demisexual?
Jumin Han: I have no idea what half of those are.
Jumin Han: Why are you asking me, anyway?
Me: Because you're totally gay for Zen and you have no rights to refuse
To Yoosung:
Me: Hola, Yoosung! How've you been?
Yoosung 🌟: School is so stressful T-T
Yoosung 🌟: But my team on LOLOL is doing really well.
Yoosung 🌟: What about you, Gen? What's going on with you?
Me: Not much, honestly, but I wanted to say something real quick
Yoosung 🌟: Go ahead!
Me: Even if you deny it you are the ultimate yandere and cinnamon roll and really bi at the same time like I swear you have the perfect personality-- well, except comparing me to Rika but whatever.
Yoosung 🌟: o////o
Yoosung 🌟: I have the perfect personality? And I'm a cinnamon roll?
Yoosung 🌟: But... what's a yandere?
Me: Omg
Me: You have a lot to learn
Me: about the types of dere
Me: and about anime
Yoosung 🌟: ...?
To 707:
Me: SEVEN I HAVE A CONFESSION
707: Ye?
Me: MOST OF THE PICTURES IN MY PHOTO GALLERY ARE OF YOU
707: Moi?
707: [Glasses breaking emoji]
Me: YES
Me: AND I TOTALLY WRITE WAY TOO MUCH FANFICTION ABOUT YOU
707: Wut -//-
Me: AND, AND I CALL YOU BAEYOUNG
707: Wait how did you find out my real name--
Me: SPOILERS ON THE INTERNET
Me: ONE LAST THING, AT 3 AM AFTER FINISHING THE CHATROOM I STARE AT PICTURES OF YOU WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT CREEPY IN ANY WAY, IT'S JUST THE LIFE OF A FANGIRL AND YOU WOULDN'T GET IT
[He doesn't reply for two minutes]
Me: Saeyoung?
707: Holy sh*t
Me: Watch yo profanity, Yoosung is here
707: This is a pm tho
Me: o right
707: But seriously, you need to chill lmao
Me: I knew you wouldn't understand *Dramatically turns to the sun with my hair and cape flowing in the wind and hand balled into a fist as I shake my head* No one does
707: Bae naw
707: Most of the photos in my gallery are of my true love, too
Me: Is it Elizabeth the Third?
707: Yes
Me: Figures
To Zen:
Me: ZEN, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
Zen: Huh? Who put you in trouble, I'll kick their a**!
Me: NO ONE
Me: IT'S A YAOI EMERGENCY
Zen: I wouldn't say that's an emergency, Gen...
Me: NO, SERIOUSLY. YOUR LOVE LIFE IS ON THE LINE!
Zen: Are you saying that I'm gay >.<;;
Me: Basically. I just found out that Jumin is straight. It's super disappointing tho, lmao. Because I kinda want you two to kiss in front of me and like, I need to take a picture for my friends on the internet
[Screen shakes]
Zen: [Surprised emoji]
Zen: Trust fund kid? I effing hate him. He's such a b!tch.
Me: You love him, you just don't know it yet. For now you're just like a combination of a tsundere and a kuudere.
To Jaehee:
Me: Jaehee, you're such a lesbian and I wanna adopt you because you're adorable and really overworked
Jaehee Kang: I'm, um, flattered? But
Jaehee Kang: you do realize I'm 14 years older than you, right?
Me: Yep
Me: But I already call Zen and Jumin my gay sons, I might as well call you my lesbian daughter
Me: Omg, straight people are so boring. And I'll bet you $10 none of those in the RFA are completely straight and that's why you're all so interesting.
Me: Like, I can tell that Baeyoung is polysexual, Yoosung is bisexual, you're a lesbian, Jumin is demisexual but preferring males, Zen is probably pansexual because he'd date anyone tbh
Jaehee Kang: In most cases I would disagree with you, but to be completely honest, you're probably right in this situation.
Me: Of course I'm right.
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I Don't Even Know (Tags, Memes, and Everything In-Between!)
RandomJust like the title says. Basically, I'm just gonna put all of my tags in here, talk about all of the random things going on in my life, tell awful jokes and puns, etc. I don't even know. My life is strange.
