Cupidissimo shitshow (Fairly Odd Parents)

Loosen up, won't you?

Okay so before I begin,, I wanna rate this one teen I guess? There's no smut, but like there is lil love bites (yes I call them that shut ur mouth) and some salty god swearing and such- so y e a h,,

Juandissimo hummed a classic Spanish tune. He was waiting for Cupid to get back from his interview with the paparazzi. He was honestly shocked he agreed to do it. He isn't really one for interviews or all that celebrity stuff.

Juandissimo jumped slightly when he heard the door swing open and hit the wall. "Hola mi amor, how did-" Juandissimo paused when he saw how pissed and tired the god looked. He eyed him up and down. He actually wore a tuxedo (including pants) to the interview. Wow he looked charming in that tux...

"It was a living hell, Juan. Stressful as hell.." Cupid wrapped his arms around Juamdissimo's neck and grunted tiredly. Juandissimo chuckled. "You tired?" Cupid nodded. "You know it.." Juandissimo smiled. "You look muy gaupo in your tux, no?" Cupid grumbled something Juandissimo couldn't understand, but it was probably a sequence of swears.

Juandissimo messed around with the god's curl. "Mmm... quit.." He mumbled into Juan's shirt. They were cuddled up on the couch, Cupid spooning him. "But what am I supposed to do with you? I can mess around with your cheeks I suppose." Juan smiled. Cupid lifted his head and gave him a stern look. "No. Don't you dar- mmph!" He was cut off by Juan squishing his cheeks. Cupid swatted his hands away. "No."

(Warning ya now it finna come so don't like don't continue. It's not smut I swear even if it looks like it hh)

Juandissimo poofed him and Cupid into the bedroom. "I'm tired." The god said flatly. Juandissimo rolled his eyes. "I know but you aren't sleeping right now~" he smirked. Cupid eyed him. "You're gay." Juandissimo scoffed. "No we aren't doing that. And you are too and you know it." Cupid frowned. "Then what are we doing?" He asked. Juandissimo smiled. "You'll see~" Cupid sighed and rolled his eyes. "Oh lord help me..." He mumbled.

Cupid ended being thrown onto the bed by his not-so-graceful boyfriend. "Ah! You piece of shit!" He growled. Juandissimo smirked. "Yeah but I'm your piece of shit." Cupid scoffed. "So what now, Romeo?" Ooh he was being extra salty today. "Take off your tux." He said. Cupid's eyes widened. "You said we weren't doing that!" Juandissimo sighed. "I mean the top of it, mi amor.." Cupid frowned. "Oh.. whoops.. But why do I have to??" Juan knew Cupid was somewhat sensitive about being shirtless. Maybe he was self conscious? Juandissimo cupped his face. "Don't worry, mi amor... You don't have to be nervous about this." He whispered gently into his ear. Cupid puffed out his cheeks slightly then sighed. "Alright.."

Cupid lay there, currently shirtless. He wrapped his arms around his body and tried to hide. "I don't like this.." He mumbled. Juandissimo smiled. "You will soon." Cupid looked at Juan from the corner of his eye. "Your hints sound so sexual what the hell?" He asked. Juandissimo nearly spat out the water he was drinking. "Mi amor, no." Juandissimo floated over to the god and sat behind him. "What are you doing?" The god asked, obviously not liking what was happening. Juan smiled and placed his hands on the god's shoulder blades. "O-oh god-" He somewhat slurred out. "Magic touch, no?" Juan smirked in success.

"S-so you m-made me- ah god!" He arched his back as Juan massaged his back slightly. "You're so squimish." He laughed. "I haven't done this in awhile, okay?!" He shot back at the Latino fairy. Juan held his hands up and defensively and laughed. "Alright, chill! Loosen up, will you?" Cupid grumbled under his breath. Juandissimo tilted his head towards him. "If you don't stop mumbling and grumbling I'm going to make you stop." He smirked. Cupid frowned. "Juan that's ga- mmp!" He was cut off by Juan pressing his lips to his.

Half way into the message, Cupid was pretty much a drooling mess. "I feel so stupid.. but this feels great-" he mumbled. Juan smirked in a mischievous manner. He pressed his lips against the god's neck and started nibbling. "A-ah! Damnit!" Cupid groaned. Juan continued to nip at the delicate skin that was adorned with small freckles. The god let out a small giggle. Juan smirked. "Oh? Did I happen to find something?" Cupid shook his head furiously. "N-nope!" Juandissimo continued to bite the skin, peppering small kisses on the god's neck. More giggles could be heard. Juandissimo got back to business and left multiple bite marks on the God's skin. The god moaned.

Juandissimo pinned Cupid down onto the bed, after rolling him over on his back. His wings looked so soft and silk-like; Juan grazed his fingers over the God's wings, earning a hiss that was mixed with another moan. "A-ay, my wings a-are sensitive," he hissed again as the Latino stroked his wings, not as gentle this time. "γαμώ!*" Juandissimo smirked. "What was that, amor~?" He asked, sucking harder on the flesh, leaving the other panting heavily and grasping the bed.

"I-I s-said-" he stopped, his panting getting heavier and heavier. "S-shit Juan!" He grabbed the Latino fairy's shoulders. Cupid sat up. He grabbed Juan by the shirt and smashed his lips into the other's, falling back with a thud. "Feisty there, eh?" Juan winked, his cockiness never failing to make the god pissed but also bring a blush to his face. "Wh-whatever." The god fumbled around with the other's shirt, before finally managing to slip it over his head. "Huh, I thought you said we weren't doing this?" The Latino asked. Cupid flipped over and pinned the fairy down, startling Juan. He had a smirk on his face, one that made Juan melt. "χρόνος αποπληρωμής αγάπη..**" He whispered seductively into the other's ear. Wow was Juan gay for this man.

After awhile of saying, what was most likely, kinky ass shit to each other, Cupid was snuggled up on Juandissimo's chest. "Y'know, not gonna lie, amor," Juan said looking at the other. Cupid looked up. "You were so fucking sexy talking Greek to me, no?" Cupid blushed at the other's comment. "Th-thanks.."

This was kinda getting a bit long and so Imma stop it here,,, kinda scared to publish this but once you see it, you see it. I'm sorry if the translations were not correct, of course Google Translate isn't always accurate but it's the best I got, so here are the translations

* - fuck
** - payback time love