Sans x papyrus bad boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

I wake up from a nap to find papyrus butt naked just t posing and a BLUSH DEEPLY as i say "Hey bro lol." Papyrus jumps up and says "Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" I say " Im gonna go to mcdons and get a sauseage mcmuffin and two cups and fill them with water and use their restroom then touch them when i haven't washed my hands and order a small cheeseburger with large fries and some mcnapkins." Papy-son says "Okay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " I go to donald mc and do what i said. They kicked me out and i became but naked and smeared my non existent butthole on there window and they called 911. I was charged with stealing in court and was sentenced to 7 years in prison. Papy senpai came to visit and sobed and said "Im still butt naked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and im really sad for you BLUSHES DEEPLY" I BLUSH DEEPLY as i say "Hey wanna go to the movies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" And papy says " * kisses passionatly *" I BLUSH DEEPLY as i KISS PASSIONATLY my lover. The officers was so touched they slapped papyrus's butt and let me out early. We go to my house and papyrus twerts for me. I BLUSH DEEPLY and i twerk for him too. This goes on for several hours. Until frisk walks in to see me and papyrus butt naked twerking on a mcmuffin. She says "You guys are the reason people have cancer i hope you guys die and stop being butt naked you are legit scaring the germs and microscopic bacteria around you you guys need to stop it you Taylor Swift shake it off parody im calling a insane asylum you crazy" And i say "Join us frisk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " Frisk says "(ಠ_ಠ)" I say " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " She leaves while flicking us off. Papyrus then dies of a heatstroke. Then i stwerk on his grave then kiss blueberry sans passionataly then fell sans passonataly. I am a very bad boy