The robot incident

Lunas account(unedited)

"So many of you have been asking me about my account on a difficult subject for me, the robot incident, on my tumbler blog...so I finally decided to do so...", "Luna" started speaking into the microphone well remembering the terrible event, "It all started when I found out that the government was going to bomb my army...the purple army, it was a generally new at the time... powerful but still new."

*memory start*
"Purple leader, we are going to be bombed by the government in a week, we have to ask the red army for assistants."

'I don't like that but we have too' I think angrily, I sit up properly removing my hand from my cheek and lifting my head up right, folding my hands I sternly say in my metallic voice, "I see I'll go there tomorrow"

The next day

I suit up in a grey jacket, with a pale white tank top, a red scarf that ended near the middle of my hamstrings, I then throw on some fake black jeans, then grab red shoes and put them on. I push the scarf over my nose and move my light brown bangs over my eyes and then pull my just below shoulder length hair into a low ponytail.

I then hide weapons in my outfit.
*end memory*

"I was the only army leader that apparently cared about not getting caught, so I wore a electronic mask that followed my mouth movements and auto tuned my voice to sound electronic, like that of a robot.", "Luna" stated.

"Luna" takes a long pause before starting to share her story again, "Anyway... I had to go to Norway from hometown, which is far from Norway, about 4 hour flight and the second flight is about 8 hours... I will not be sharing name of my hometown for personal reasons,"

*start memory*

"I see you offer me your assistants in trade for protection" the norski states, I nod in agreement.

*Memory end*

"But when I met him for protection he decided to make me pretend to be his girlfriend, just to help trick his roommates to help him get his giant robot back".

*memory start*
"Hmm I want you to pretend to be by girlfriend, say lies to my roommates and help me get my robot back" the norsk smirks.

I write down, 'fine'
*memory end*

"When we got there they welcomed him with open arms everyone but Tom and when they spotted me they became skeptical, until Tord pulled me by my waist closer to him explaining I was his "girlfriend", I didn't like him touching my waist... or body in general"

*memory start*
"And why doesn't she speak commie?!" Asked Tom I think his name is,

"She's mute you idiot!" Tord yelled back at him,

"Then why does she cover her face?!" Questioned Tom,

I stopped tord from speaking and then wrote, ' I was in a car accident and half of my mouth was split open to my cheek' I show the message to them tapping the notepad.

"Oh sorry Luna" Tom apologized.

*memory end*

"I lied about my mouth cut but nothing interesting happened till that night, I refused to sleep on the ground so I slept on the bed with him I ended up mistaking him for a pillow and we woke up snuggling and that's when I realized I loved him, I didn't...and still don't know if he really loves me back,"

*memory start*
I see tord pass out and I take down my hair take off my jacket then take off my pants, leaving me in panties, a tank top, and my scarf. I slowly climb into bed and get underneath the covers falling asleep quickly,

Next morning

I woke up my head in a red hoodie, hands around me and the sound of light snores above my head. I get away and quickly put on pants and my grey jacket and comb my hair with my hands, my hair still very messy I put it back into a low ponytail and walk downstairs.

*memory end*

"I hope he does, But it doesn't matter now...when he got in the robot I chased Tom out of the house with my gun only to hear edd yelling he thought they were friends and then after tord started to fly away rubble moved and Tom appeared yelled he wasn't his friend as he then shot down tords robot with a harpoon. I ran to the wreckage and found tord but..."

"He wasn't breathing so I put his head in my lap and told him how much I loved him and I wasn't just using him anymore as I cried on him, hugging him, I even kissed him once before setting him down leaving the wreckage over to the gang."

" I apologized asking for nothing but forgiveness and surprisingly edd and Matt forgave me ... it took Tom awhile to forgive me though..."

"I regret everything, I even left my army behind to die... I wanted nothing to do with it anymore... I-i still have weapons from the army though"

"I got a stress puppy German Shepherd named buddy and eventually me and edd fell in love... I never forgot tord I still kind of love him, I'm just using edd for the empty hole in my heart. I gradually started talking less and less... right this isn't my voice your hearing it's just a lovely girl named scarlet who can replicate my voice well I just gave her a script and she talked in "my voice" to the microphone"

"But that's my account on this event"

I stop listening as scarlet finishes the depressing story as I uploaded it smiling as edd hugged me from behind asking me,"what are you doing?". I signed 'nothing' and he nods in response.