Today was another cage day. We woke up super early and oh my gosh it's a squirrel. I started chasing the squirrel and it went up a tree. I tried going up it but it didn't work. I slammed into the tree. But I'm strong so I shook it off and started chasing Mac. She wanted to race me. She gave me a 20 second head start and she still won. It wasn't fair that I saw a ball. I started playing with it and I forgot about the race. Eh. I'll beat her one day. So today I was in the cage for 4 minutes 8 seconds and it was not okay. FINALLY Mac came in and unlocked me. Today our mission was to annoy kiko and blame skippy for something. So we found kiko and chased him all around the house then we found skippy and pooped in his cage.
"Skippy why did you have to go and do that?"
He was furious. So he lifted his leg in my cage. Thanks for the air freshener skippy. Uh oh my owners were unlocking the door. I jumped in my cage and Mac locked me back up. Same with skippy. Then Mac rushed to the door to greet our people. We went outside and I started sprinting after Mac. And then Mac was chasing skippy. Around in circles. Then Norah had to go to a place called,
"Socks."
We all went in the car. And there was a bunch of humans kicking giant tennis balls. I wanted to join. So I pulled and pulled and pulled. But mommy wouldn't let go of the leash. So we took a walk instead. Then at the end everyone crowded around me petting me. Then Norah mom dad and I went home. We watched a movie. And then Norah kept dropping popcorn. It was yummy. That night I barked and barked. Until at 3:00 am mom woke up. And took me out. Finally. Then I went back inside and mom slept on the couch.
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The path
HumorShay is a whit pit bull puppy with a bit of boxer. She walks. She barks. She smiles. She plays. And she loves. Join shay on her journey through life from when she wakes up in the morning to when she falls asleep in mysterious places at night. In her...
