I walk in 2 KFC an ordur sum Kentucky fried chicken bc yum. The check out guy winks my wey an I giv him a disgusted look, eww he is sooo not my type! he not swagger enough lol!
I walk bak out of de building wid Kentucky chicken In mah arm like a bae. WHEN SUDDENLY dis swag eh dude walk straight up into meh! I groan an roll over on de floor. I stair up at the dude and he is wearing ay hoodie and sunglasses, "oi watch wear ur goin mate!" I holler up at the mysterioso figureee! "sorreh" he sais sythempathetically he's voice sound Irish Lol don't ask how I no this bc yolo. he offfers a pale hand but I THRUST it out of de way an stand up bye myself, Irish dude givs me ay look and awkwardly shoves his hand into the hoodie pocket. I glare at him an look down at my Kentucky fried chicen all ovr the floor ay few tears drop an I wipe dem away! "dat shit coste 12 bucks!" I yell @ hooded guy, he says "sorreh I like dem food 2 :( will buy u moree yes?" he pleads "K" I agree.
We walk in 2 de shop called NANDOS. hmmmmm strang I nvr herd of dis shopp b 4!!!
And orders sum seafood oysterrs yum meh ! we eat v3ry happely.
Then I say K time I got to go nice 2 meet n eat wid u. :) "rite baks @ ya!" he replies. jus as I'm abut 2 w@lk 0ff some1 grabs me from behinfd I spin aroun an say "WHAT?" Annoyed ly " I forget 2 giv u dis!"
An dats wen I realised he is...
AY GUN SMUGGLER!
HE ABOUT TO PULL OUT GUN AN SHOOT ME BUT NOOOO I TOO FASTTT! I JUMP ON 2 him. We r both Rollin on da ground an he like wtf? he pulled it out of his pocket and all I think is I AM DEAD I WELL NVR EAT KRISPY CHECKEN AGAIN!
I open my eyes AND...
ITS A PHONE NUMBER!
"K thanx x :)" I say inocently and tak his phone number. An walk off like a bawss bc thets wut I am yo.
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