Homestuck Headcanons

Troll Sexuality (#1)

I know that most people believe that all trolls are pansexual because they can reproduce with anyone (do to if you believe in them all having the same genitals (which I do)). But then again, there is a lot of proof that in the homestuck webcomic, trolls themselves have no reproductive system (in the sense of getting and not getting pregnant).

For example: the drones



It states in the mspaint wiki that drones bring genetic material to the mother grub who then makes hundreds of eggs at once.

Also, as of popular headcanons, trolls do not have nipples (which, in humans, are used for lactation) or belly buttons (where the umbilical cord is when humans are in their mother's stomach).

This brings me to believe that their sexuality has nothing to do with reproduction.

I believe that pansexual for trolls us quite like being straight for humans. It is almost seen as a default sexuality that everyone 'should' be, but this is not the case. Trolls can be any sexuality; bisexual, demisexual, heterosexual, ect..

By looking at statistics, you can see that only a small percentage of the world's population is lgbt (I couldn't find the exact percentage, sorry). I believe the same is with the troll world except instead of the larger percentage being straight or heterosexual, they're pansexual. Being straight as a troll is like being part of the lgbt communtiy there. (DO NOT TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY. I AM NOT SAYING THAT HETEROSEXUAL HUMANS ARE A PART OF LGBT. I AM SAYING THAT, IN A WORLD WHERE IT IS QUOTE - ON - QUOTE "NORMAL" TO BE PANSEXUAL, BEING HETEROSEXUAL IS SEEN AS LGBT.)

Tumblr is probably triggered.
Sorry if this offended anyone. I did not try to offend and if I worded something in a way that makes it offensive, let me know please. ❤ Thank you.