A/N: I volunteered to make this, so now I have this book. It's from a comment thread.
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Banana slipped the d into Orange.
Orange moaned.
~A few thrusts later~
Banana moans loudly and squirts banana pudding into Orange.
Orange now has banana/orange hybrid baby fruits.
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A/N- You: I have no fears!
You: *reads this*
You: One fear.Have a good crack day Potato Peasants!
-Potato Queen
Question time! (You can't say idk. Also, for people who haven't read my books before, I do questions to see what people think of the story at the end of a chapter.)
1: Are you disappointed in me?
2:Did you cringe while reading this?
3: Do you regret reading this?
4: Will you stop reading my stories?
5: Do you like this in any way possible?