Garmau One Shots

gonna miss u guys

hey...y'all?*

*not southern

uh

as you all know i've been gone for a really long time, and i'm sorry for that. another thing i'm sorry for is how cringey this book is

i've matured a lot since i wrote this and i was like 5 years old when i published it and also had actually 0 talent in writing (not saying i'm some famous author now i'm just not so bad) so yeah

i previously said i was going to just take out all the tags or whatever and say it's complete because i am 100% not going to update this book again, and to those of you that really want more of it, i'm sorry, but the aphmau fanbase is ginormous and there's a million and ten other garmau based books out there you can read (that are also probably less cringey tbh). but after reading through it and killing myself around three times per chapter, i really just decided i wanted to unpublish it. i'm really embarrassed that i even wrote this book, but i'm grateful for all of you. never when i made an account on this website did i think 

1) i'd even publish a book

2) i'd stick with it

or

3) people would actually read it and enjoy it

but you guys actually did, and let me just say that 4.5k reads is so many i can't even wrap my head around it. why my book? you know what i mean? but thank all of you beautiful souls for taking the time out of your day to barf at the sickness of this writing

oh i forgot how bad it is

sorry ptsd i'm cringing all over again

seriously i'm so sorry i still love you guys

but yeah i don't even watch minecraft videos anymore and i actually watched the newest one of aphmau's videos like a few weeks or so ago and things have changed so much. she has like animations or something going on in the beginning of the videos and everything looks so cool. also, there's so many more characters. even if i did want to continue this for your guys' sake, i wouldn't be able to because i am not in any way updated. i guess i just grew out of it? idk. i remember like the last video i watched before completely forgetting about her and her channel (don't get me wrong, she is amazing and i know i could never pull off pleasing millions of subscribers) was like season 3 or whatever you call it of mystreet. yeah. emerald city or whatever it was called, i can't remember. (sorry if that sounded rude i just really don't remember)

i'm rambling at this point lol but anyways, i guess i'll just leave this book up for a few days so if some of those newer people i just saw in my notifications didn't get a chance to read it, they could. i also took out the 3-part babysitter oneshot because it involved a few people i used to be internet friends with but don't talk to anymore and i'm sure they wouldn't want to continuously be up on the internet since we don't talk anymore, idk.

maybe i'll start writing books

still obsessed with fanfictions tbh but they're more about games now because i'm a nerd and have no friends

so yeah

i love you all so much

thanks for being here

sorry for rambling

and i'll be outta here now. i'm not sure when this will be unpublished, but i'll give you guys a few days because i saw in my notifications when i logged in that we have a few new people lol

also hi guys

i'm riley

cringe

sorry for still talking you can leave now <3