↘︎CHOSEN HOROSCOPES ((2))

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by guccichosen

by guccichosen

CHOSEN HOROSCOPES ((2))

(i saw THESE on google and liked them)

— THE SIGNS WHEN YOU FIND OUT CHOSEN LIKES YOU BACK

— aries ✿ dreams do come true
— taurus ✿ *squints eyed suspiciously* really? *squints harder* why?
— gemini ✿ GREAT! now i have to avoid you.
— cancer ✿ *winks* hey there
— leo ✿ ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
— virgo ✿ alright. now is the time to put the cheesy pick up lines into action *smirks creepily yet charmingly*
— libra ✿ 11:11 WORKS
— scorpio ✿ that's great news but...it's nothing new. please take a number and get in line.
— sagittarius ✿ NO FUCKING WAY IN CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS FOR ONCE
— capricorn ✿ it's about damn time
— aquarius ✿ *on the outside* cool. *one the inside* YESYESYESYESYES OH HAPPY DAY
— pisces ✿ fINALLY! MY! PRAYERS! HAVE! BEEN! ANSWERED!

— HOW ZODIAC SIGNS REACT WHEN...
"chosen is coming1!1!2!"

— aries ✿ omg, k, act normal *starts creepy giggling*
— taurus ✿ WHAT? *fixes hair*
— gemini ✿ meh, i don't like him anyway...or do i?
— cancer ✿ oh...*blushes*
— leo ✿ do i look hot?
— virgo ✿ look at him... so perfect *slobbering*
— libra ✿ WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?
— scorpio ✿ *tries to act naturally but ends up silly dancing*
— sagittarius ✿ *MARRY ME* oh..hi
— capricorn ✿ serious? oh shit i was not prepared for 4 this
— aquarius ✿ *ignores everything and just stares at chosen*
— pisces ✿ we're dating, but he doesn't know. *sighs*

— WHERE YOULL MEET CHOSEN FOR THE FIRST TIME

— aries ✿ gym or yoga studio
— taurus ✿ coffee shop
— gemini ✿ library
— cancer ✿ cruise ship
— leo ✿ pet store
— virgo ✿ hospital or doctors waiting room
— libra ✿ at a wedding
— scorpio ✿ airport
— sagittarius ✿ in a foreign country
— capricorn ✿ your job
— aquarius ✿ college class
— pisces ✿ concert